The Empire of Geonomia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Xanan Fue Plethrerona with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 3.832 billion Geonomians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Geonomica. The average income tax rate is 8.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Geonomian economy, worth 594 trillion Dekmals a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 155,067 Dekmals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers, the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists, and all fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geonomia's national animal is the Puma, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Geonomia is ranked 35,607^th in the world and 544^th in 10000 Islands for Smartest Citizens, with 43.9 quips per hour.