The Empire of Geonomia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Taylor Wytsel with an even hand, and notable for its triple-decker prams, public floggings, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 6.926 billion Geonomians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Katalinika. The average income tax rate is 4.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Geonomian economy, worth a remarkable 1,353 trillion Dekmals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 195,396 Dekmals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market, and the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Geonomia's national animal is the Puma, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Geonomia is ranked 86,742^nd in the world and 199^th in 10000 Islands for Most Pro-Market, scoring 55 on the Rand Index.