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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,840thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,408thMost Influential: 8,169th
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Geolapo

Population1.491 billion

CapitalGeolapo City
LeaderKing Simon I

CurrencyPola
AnimalGreen Turtle

The Kingdom of Geolapo is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Simon I with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 1.491 billion Geolapoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Geolapo City. The average income tax rate is 72.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Geolapoan economy, worth 129 trillion Polas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 87,115 Polas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities, competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents, and grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geolapo's national animal is the Green Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Geolapo is ranked 238,610th in the world and 1,072nd in 10000 Islands for Rudest Citizens, with 7.42 Insults Per Minute.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,840thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,408thMost Influential: 8,169thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,963rdMost Pacifist: 9,166thNicest Citizens: 9,375thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,699thTop
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Most Cultured: 13,152ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,927thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,967thBest Weather: 15,221stMost Developed: 15,418thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,523rdMost Inclusive: 17,512thHealthiest Citizens: 17,719thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,991stLongest Average Lifespans: 18,043rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,125thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,789thMost Average: 21,262ndLargest Welfare Programs: 21,534thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,050thMost Efficient Economies: 23,722nd
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Most Average: 13th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 46th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Geolapo, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly.
  • : Geolapo voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Ellenburg".
  • : Geolapo voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Native Prairies and Grasslands".
  • : Following new legislation in Geolapo, competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents.
  • : Following new legislation in Geolapo, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Geolapo, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.
  • : Following new legislation in Geolapo, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
  • : Geolapo voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Regulation on the Integrity of Genetic Data".
  • : Following new legislation in Geolapo, King Simon I is considering changing the Geolapoan flag to one with more glitter.
  • : Following new legislation in Geolapo, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage.

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