The Kingdom of Geolapo is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Simon with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 6.001 billion Geolapoans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lapokita. The average income tax rate is 80.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Geolapoan economy, worth 603 trillion Polas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 100,517 Polas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Visitors to Self-Sufficiency National Park who ask for trail maps are handed a pen and a blank sheet of paper, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Geolapo's radio stations, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!", and motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Geolapo's national animal is the Green Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Geolapoan Folk Religions.

Geolapo is ranked 189,866^th in the world and 738^th in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 1,158.56 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.