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Most Armed: 2,011th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,480th Fattest Citizens: 3,206th
The Oppressed Peoples of
Right-wing Utopia
Ciambelle Suprema; Sanctus Dominus Deus Sabaoth
Papa Gaspare
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Average

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Genuardiland

Population4.071 billion

CapitalAudubon
LeaderPapa Gaspare
FaithGenuardilander Catholicism

CurrencyDonut
AnimalCashier

The Oppressed Peoples of Genuardiland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Papa Gaspare with an even hand, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, enslaved workforce, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 4.071 billion Genuardilanders are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Audubon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.9%.

The all-consuming Genuardilandian economy, worth 523 trillion Donuts a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 128,703 Donuts, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 577,872 per year while the poor average 17,715, a ratio of 32.6 to 1.

The only thing slower than the economy is the exchange where it's managed, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love, billions of Donuts are spent to take high-quality photos of the Cashier Nebula, and the Navy has outraged the international community by sinking a boatload of refugees to prevent them reaching the shore. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Genuardiland's national animal is the Cashier, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Genuardilander Catholicism.

Genuardiland is ranked 156,260th in the world and 8th in Steam Islands for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -22 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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Most Armed: 2,011thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,480thFattest Citizens: 3,206thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,954thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,123rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,267thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,476thLargest Retail Industry: 5,337thMost Avoided: 5,375thLargest Mining Sector: 5,499thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,738thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,873rdMost Devout: 6,009thRudest Citizens: 6,744thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,796thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,537thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 9,032ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,725thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,729thMost Pro-Market: 11,840thLargest Insurance Industry: 12,378th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Genuardiland, the Navy has outraged the international community by sinking a boatload of refugees to prevent them reaching the shore.
  • : Following new legislation in Genuardiland, billions of Donuts are spent to take high-quality photos of the Cashier Nebula.
  • : Following new legislation in Genuardiland, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love.
  • : Following new legislation in Genuardiland, the only thing slower than the economy is the exchange where it's managed.
  • : Following new legislation in Genuardiland, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
  • : Following new legislation in Genuardiland, the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Genuardiland.
  • : Following new legislation in Genuardiland, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank.
  • : Genuardiland's influence in Steam Islands rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Genuardiland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Genuardiland, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.

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