The ⛼ Cemetary Manager ⛼ of General Custer is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 38.893 billion Amerikans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense and Social Policy are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The very strong General Custerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,871 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 48,115 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 177,839 per year while the poor average 9,176, a ratio of 19.4 to 1.

Bald eagles are considered a delicacy, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, and the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. General Custer's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

General Custer is ranked 66,629^th in the world and 4^th in The United States of America for Most Pacifist, with 94.41 cheeks turned per day.