Population | 814 million |
Capital | Depressed City |
Leader | Pile of Fuzzy Depression |
Currency | BM Dollar |
Animal | Depressed Dragon |
The Depressed pile of General of General BM is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Pile of Fuzzy Depression with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, disturbing lack of elderly people, and compulsory vegetarianism. The cynical population of 814 million General BMians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Depressed City. The average income tax rate is 63.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong General BMian economy, worth 49.8 trillion BM Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 61,139 BM Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and Pile of Fuzzy Depression has just been declared ruler of General BM in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. General BM's national animal is the Depressed Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
General BM is ranked 58,983rd in the world and 11th in MJT for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 9,044.92 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : General BM lodged a message on the MHBs New Earth Regional Message Board.
- : General BM lodged a message on the MJT Regional Message Board.
- : General BM lodged a message on the MJT Regional Message Board.
- : General BM lodged a message on the MJT Regional Message Board.
- : General BM lodged a message on the MJT Regional Message Board.
- : General BM lodged a message on the MHBs New Earth Regional Message Board.
- : General BM lodged a message on the MJT Regional Message Board.
- : General BM's influence in MJT rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : General BM lodged a message on the MHBs New Earth Regional Message Board.
- : General BM lodged a message on the MJT Regional Message Board.