The Oppressed Peoples of General Assembly is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its frequent executions, public floggings, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 15.885 billion General Assemblyians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 7.5%.

The General Assemblyian economy, worth 843 trillion Generals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 53,088 Generals, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. General Assembly's national animal is the Assembly.

General Assembly is ranked 176,761^st in the world and 4^th in Home Sweet Home for Lowest Crime Rates, with 58.72 law-abiding acts per hour.