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Largest Welfare Programs: 166thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 246thMost Compassionate Citizens: 312th
The Bakery of
Left-wing Utopia
Eat gender rolls, don't live by them
Party Buns
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Duckspeaker
Region
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Gender rolls

Population9.993 billion

CapitalGender Rolls Bakery
LeaderParty Buns
FaithThe Great Bun in the Sky

CurrencyButtered Rolls
AnimalGarlic Knot

The Bakery of Gender rolls is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Party Buns with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.993 billion Gender Rollsians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gender Rolls Bakery. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Gender rollsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,041 trillion Buttered Rolls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 204,287 Buttered Rolls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, recognizing the Gender rollsian flag qualifies you for citizenship, and Party Buns is too busy listening to praise to get any work done. Crime is totally unknown. Gender rolls's national animal is the Garlic Knot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Great Bun in the Sky.

Gender rolls is ranked 1,079th in the world and 8th in Gay for Healthiest Citizens, with 31.94 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 166thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 246thMost Compassionate Citizens: 312thMost Pacifist: 316thMost Inclusive: 340thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 342ndNicest Citizens: 344thBest Weather: 427thMost Beautiful Environments: 470thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 488thLeast Corrupt Governments: 490thMost Advanced Public Education: 517thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 522ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 621stMost Developed: 740thHighest Average Tax Rates: 811thLongest Average Lifespans: 860thMost Cheerful Citizens: 873rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 908thMost Rebellious Youth: 947thHealthiest Citizens: 1,079thLargest Governments: 1,127thSafest: 1,240thSmartest Citizens: 1,429thMost Secular: 1,545thMost Cultured: 1,796thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,403rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,435thMost Influential: 2,744thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,755thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,201stLowest Crime Rates: 3,422ndMost Efficient Economies: 4,029thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,236thHighest Average Incomes: 6,010thHighest Economic Output: 7,030thNudest: 9,926thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,980thMost Stationary: 10,647thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,134thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,101stMost Politically Free: 20,193rd
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Largest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionSafest: 11th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 12th in the regionMost Cultured: 13th in the regionMost Stationary: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gender rolls, Party Buns is too busy listening to praise to get any work done.
  • : Following new legislation in Gender rolls, recognizing the Gender rollsian flag qualifies you for citizenship.
  • : Gender rolls voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Restrictions On Blood Sports".
  • : Following new legislation in Gender rolls, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines.
  • : Following new legislation in Gender rolls, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Gender rolls, Harry Potter conventions are closely watched by the government for any signs of 'dueling'.
  • : Following new legislation in Gender rolls, Party Buns is spearheading a new fashion trend of wearing swimming goggles and medieval armour.
  • : Following new legislation in Gender rolls, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries.
  • : Following new legislation in Gender rolls, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Gender rolls, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians.

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