The Archipelagic Gem of Gemeinschaftsland is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Minister-President Roslynn Ruhe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.139 billion Gemeinsames are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Königsberg. The average income tax rate is 81.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gemein economy, worth 618 trillion sterns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 149,503 sterns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, pizzerias must now display shrines to the Pizza God, and the mob vote is a crucial electoral demographic. Crime is totally unknown. Gemeinschaftsland's national animal is the sea otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Gemeinschaftsland is ranked 91,343^rd in the world and 445^th in Europeia for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,991.65 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.