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Most Stationary: 3,254thLargest Populations: 4,850thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,956th
The New York Ambassador of
Moralistic Democracy
New Jersey: Because the hotels in Philly are booked.
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Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Gell-Newark

Population29.175 billion

Currencyhot dog
Animalcommuter

The New York Ambassador of Gell-Newark is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working population of 29.175 billion Gell-Newarkians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.3%.

The strong Gell-Newarkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,419 trillion hot dogs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is 48,661 hot dogs, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffer-driven limousines, commuters with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, Max Barry is this year's Miss Gell-Newark, and politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gell-Newark's national animal is the commuter.

Gell-Newark is ranked 3,254th in the world and 4th in New Jersey for Most Stationary, with 3,738.66427392 days.

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Most Stationary: 3,254thLargest Populations: 4,850thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,956thMost Influential: 8,065thMost Armed: 12,756thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,239thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 19,077thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25,515th
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Most Conservative: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gell-Newark was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Gell-Newark was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Gell-Newark was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Gell-Newark was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Gell-Newark was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Gell-Newark was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Gell-Newark was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Gell-Newark was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Gell-Newark was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Gell-Newark was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.

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