The Confederacy of Geisler is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mr Geisler with an even hand, and renowned for its fear of technology, vat-grown people, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 23.573 billion Geislerians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gotham City. The average income tax rate is 69.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Geislerian economy, worth an astonishing 12,187 trillion Marbles a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 517,024 Marbles, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, public nudity is compulsory, and stores employing more than 100 employees are required to be at least twenty miles from any competitor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geisler's national animal is the Werewolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Geisler is ranked 252,582^nd in the world and 6,395^th in Osiris for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -90.68 on the Hayek Index.