Population | 4.862 billion |
Capital | Chernograd |
Leader | The Malificar |
Faith | nonexistent |
Currency | Imperial Credit |
Animal | Dragon |
The Diabolical Imperium of Gehenna Primus is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Malificar with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.862 billion Gehennans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chernograd. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Gehennan economy, worth a remarkable 1,941 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 399,371 Imperial Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,003,844 per year while the poor average 44,595, a ratio of 44.9 to 1.
The Dragon stadiums are open 24/7, playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls, and the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gehenna Primus's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is nonexistent.
Gehenna Primus is ranked 4,320th in the world and 4th in Hell for Lowest Crime Rates, with 120.09 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Gehenna Primus, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
- : Following new legislation in Gehenna Primus, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls.
- : Gehenna Primus changed its national motto to "In Avarice, Success; In Wrath, Might; In Pride, Power".
- : Following new legislation in Gehenna Primus, playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel.
- : Following new legislation in Gehenna Primus, the Dragon stadiums are open 24/7.
- : Following new legislation in Gehenna Primus, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli.
- : Following new legislation in Gehenna Primus, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional.
- : Following new legislation in Gehenna Primus, unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne.
- : Gehenna Primus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
- : Following new legislation in Gehenna Primus, people are often woken up by rubbish music.