by Max Barry

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Most Conservative: 343rd Most Ignorant Citizens: 7,622nd Most Extreme: 7,687th
The Colony of
Corporate Police State
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Geheime staatspolize

Population349 million

AnimalIntercontinental Ballistic Missile

The Colony of Geheime staatspolize is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 349 million Geheime staatspolizeans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.0%.

The thriving Geheime staatspolizean economy, worth 20.4 trillion Reichmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 58,410 Reichmarks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 168,071 per year while the poor average 16,128, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

It is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, the nation is under martial law, angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geheime staatspolize's national animal is the Intercontinental Ballistic Missile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Geheime staatspolize is ranked 54,542nd in the world and 1st in The Insurgency for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 2,851.42 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Conservative: 343rdTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 7,622ndMost Extreme: 7,687thTop
Most Avoided: 13,808thMost Authoritarian: 14,453rd

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