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Most Subsidized Industry: 350thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 421stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 877th
The Awkward Adages of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Every year in this country is ninety two years OOC.
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Geektopia

Population7.682 billion

CapitalMordecai
LeaderJagino Zuperedosno
FaithMath

Currencycryptos
Animalyellow-billed swan

The Awkward Adages of Geektopia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Jagino Zuperedosno with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory vegetarianism, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.682 billion Kwandoites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mordecai. The average income tax rate is 89.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Geektopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,131 trillion cryptos a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 277,500 cryptos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians live in luxury, hymns sung by popular choirs top the billboard charts, bargain-hunting is considered unpatriotic, and religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geektopia's national animal is the yellow-billed swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Math.

Geektopia is ranked 255,860th in the world and 1,034th in Europeia for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.48 bananas ingested per day.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 350thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 421stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 877thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,038thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,323rdLargest Black Market: 1,503rdMost Influential: 1,553rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,939thLargest Retail Industry: 2,207thMost Devout: 2,237thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,754thHighest Average Incomes: 2,901stMost Corrupt Governments: 2,917thLargest Mining Sector: 3,299thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,349thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,135thMost Avoided: 4,556thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,662ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,664thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,765thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,951stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,539thRudest Citizens: 6,805thNudest: 7,424thLargest Governments: 7,440thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,543rdHighest Poor Incomes: 8,147thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,772ndHighest Economic Output: 8,821stLowest Crime Rates: 8,911thMost Developed: 9,474thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,072ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,219thSmartest Citizens: 12,989thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,639thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,103rdLargest Welfare Programs: 19,345thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,493rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,547thMost Cultured: 22,532ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,621st
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 13th in the regionMost Avoided: 16th in the regionMost Devout: 16th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 18th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionNudest: 19th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 22nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 24th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 28th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 30th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 34th in the regionRudest Citizens: 40th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 52nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 54th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 58th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 61st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 67th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 71st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 76th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 78th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 85th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 85th in the regionLargest Governments: 86th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 87th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 89th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 90th in the regionMost Conservative: 95th in the regionMost Influential: 96th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 101st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Geektopia, religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Geektopia, bargain-hunting is considered unpatriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Geektopia, hymns sung by popular choirs top the billboard charts.
  • : Following new legislation in Geektopia, politicians live in luxury.
  • : Following new legislation in Geektopia, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Geektopia, withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats.
  • : Following new legislation in Geektopia, when people want to start a family the government helps them planet carefully.
  • : Geektopia endorsed The Republic of Gaudosia.
  • : Geektopia was endorsed by The Republic of Gaudosia.
  • : Following new legislation in Geektopia, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.

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