Population | 7.682 billion |
Capital | Mordecai |
Leader | Jagino Zuperedosno |
Faith | Math |
Currency | cryptos |
Animal | yellow-billed swan |
The Awkward Adages of Geektopia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Jagino Zuperedosno with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory vegetarianism, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.682 billion Kwandoites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mordecai. The average income tax rate is 89.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Geektopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,131 trillion cryptos a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 277,500 cryptos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.
Politicians live in luxury, hymns sung by popular choirs top the billboard charts, bargain-hunting is considered unpatriotic, and religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geektopia's national animal is the yellow-billed swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Math.
Geektopia is ranked 255,860th in the world and 1,034th in Europeia for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.48 bananas ingested per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Geektopia, religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools.
- : Following new legislation in
Geektopia, bargain-hunting is considered unpatriotic.
- : Following new legislation in
Geektopia, hymns sung by popular choirs top the billboard charts.
- : Following new legislation in
Geektopia, politicians live in luxury.
- : Following new legislation in
Geektopia, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
- : Following new legislation in
Geektopia, withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats.
- : Following new legislation in
Geektopia, when people want to start a family the government helps them planet carefully.
- :
Geektopia endorsed
The Republic of Gaudosia.
- :
Geektopia was endorsed by
The Republic of Gaudosia.
- : Following new legislation in
Geektopia, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 84 » Penlopa,
Ganud,
Caffeinated,
Raghallaigh,
Le Libertia,
Pirataria,
Samuelstani,
Zakanda,
Gooblaria,
Lethen,
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Free Rosabell,
Almendron,
Poquaoi,
SETTLEMENT OF DREAMS,
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Arvigiel,
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Voxum Mortalum,
Mancheseva City,
Kingdom of Stargard,
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P0ptr0pica,
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Mediocrea,
The Lost Men,
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Bursken,
Cortlandt Manor,
Dark Edgyness,
Scaletta,
Coloamerica,
Caleban,
Greatnessity City,
Gabingston,
Royal Alchemia,
Vatinland,
The Zombay,
United-Marrshmallows,
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Cato2,
Turpotia,
Spartacistan,
Astrellan, and 34 others.
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Land of Bobtopia,
Old Aweic Wirs,
Myotatunto,
Possibly this,
Verd Midis,
Cutias,
Bri-Tea-Sh Commonwealth,
Freeeee,
Tetchuan,
Waluigi Park,
Zecklandia,
Dirauti,
Bigbonia,
Cultursus,
Unidoria,
The Militarist States of America,
New Fenyr,
South Parter,
Dead Warrior Daddy,
Enuroland,
Acapais,
Thice Frostalt,
Murden,
Skyhawk Clan,
Kurvix,
Nairatania,
Maowi,
Saturnia Tellus,
Sanjurika,
Votokia,
Freelandy, and
Gaudosia.