The Federation of Geekcoromia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Long Jin Han Milijiong with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.804 billion Geekcoroms are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Urai. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Geekcoromian economy, worth a remarkable 7,015 trillion Social Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 508,186 Social Credits, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

People seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, children seem to be getting better at lying these days, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires, and government popup ads are springing up like weeds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geekcoromia's national animal is the Monopoly man, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Consumerism.

Geekcoromia is ranked 2,230^th in the world and 1^st in The Kharkis Accord for Lowest Crime Rates, with 140.71 law-abiding acts per hour.