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Highest Poor Incomes: 34th Highest Disposable Incomes: 38th Most Corrupt Governments: 56th
The Necropolis Tyranny of
Psychotic Dictatorship
No one is above our rule and no one is above our wrath.
HRM Lich-King Geckocidron III
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Population19.984 billion

CapitalNecropolis Spire
LeaderHRM Lich-King Geckocidron III

CurrencyGecko Eye

The Necropolis Tyranny of Geckocidron is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by HRM Lich-King Geckocidron III with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.984 billion Geckocidians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Necropolis Spire. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Geckocidan economy, worth an astonishing 12,992 trillion Gecko Eyes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 650,162 Gecko Eyes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's black ops are starting to get on people's nerves, you gots to be part of the Party to get in to the party, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, and would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Geckocidron's national animal is the Gecko, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Hatred.

Geckocidron is ranked 228th in the world and 17th in the Rejected Realms for Fattest Citizens, with 90.59 Obesity Rate.

Highest Poor Incomes: 34thHighest Disposable Incomes: 38thMost Corrupt Governments: 56thHighest Average Incomes: 76thLargest Insurance Industry: 79thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 83rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 84thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 90thLargest Mining Sector: 92ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 98thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 110thMost Avoided: 111thMost Scientifically Advanced: 120thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 139thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 143rdLargest Gambling Industry: 145thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 164thHighest Economic Output: 172ndMost Secular: 203rdFattest Citizens: 228thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 236thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 245thLargest Retail Industry: 267thLargest Black Market: 449thMost Efficient Economies: 506thLargest Information Technology Sector: 597thLowest Crime Rates: 1,183rdLargest Governments: 1,233rdTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,769thSmartest Citizens: 1,977thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,071stMost Subsidized Industry: 2,586thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,310thRudest Citizens: 4,584thLargest Populations: 5,127thTop
Most Authoritarian: 11,587th
Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 15th in the regionFattest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 20th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 30th in the regionLargest Governments: 35th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 47th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 49th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 51st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 62nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 72nd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 80th in the regionRudest Citizens: 113th in the regionMost Stationary: 340th in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 430th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 453rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 623rd in the regionMost Developed: 635th in the regionMost Influential: 683rd in the regionMost Conservative: 745th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Geckocidron, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here".
  • : Following new legislation in Geckocidron, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end.
  • : Following new legislation in Geckocidron, you gots to be part of the Party to get in to the party.
  • : Following new legislation in Geckocidron, the nation's black ops are starting to get on people's nerves.
  • : Following new legislation in Geckocidron, immigrants who don't like the taste of Geckocidan Turnip Chips are immediately deported.
  • : Following new legislation in Geckocidron, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint.
  • : Geckocidron was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Geckocidron, Geckocidan Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock.
  • : Following new legislation in Geckocidron, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • : Following new legislation in Geckocidron, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.


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