The Republic of Gdansk is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Pawel Adamowicz with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, avant-garde cinema, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 2.845 billion Gdanski have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Defense, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Srodmiescie. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.6%.

The very strong Gdanski economy, worth 224 trillion zloties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 78,853 zloties, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, Pawel Adamowicz's reputation is hard as nails, and signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Gdansk's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mariavitism.

Gdansk is ranked 65,227^th in the world and 328^th in Europe for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,834.02 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.