Population | 9.855 billion |
Capital | Coke City |
Leader | President Cokeland D Saxton |
Faith | Sausageism |
Currency | Cokish Dollar |
Animal | Domestic Cat |
The Asexual Cheez-Lovin State of GCMR of Cokeland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Cokeland D Saxton with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.855 billion Cokish hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coke City. The average income tax rate is 10.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Cokish economy, worth a remarkable 1,701 trillion Cokish Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 172,626 Cokish Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
It is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven, on-duty Air GCMR of Cokeland flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, dentists routinely perform open heart surgery, and small towns have started burning historical buildings in hopes of attracting tourists. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. GCMR of Cokeland's national animal is the Domestic Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Sausageism.
GCMR of Cokeland is ranked 2,479th in the world and 1st in atlasia for Fattest Citizens, with 39.76 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : GCMR of Cokeland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
- : Following new legislation in GCMR of Cokeland, small towns have started burning historical buildings in hopes of attracting tourists.
- : Following new legislation in GCMR of Cokeland, dentists routinely perform open heart surgery.
- : Following new legislation in GCMR of Cokeland, on-duty Air GCMR of Cokeland flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class.
- : GCMR of Cokeland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in GCMR of Cokeland, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven.
- : Following new legislation in GCMR of Cokeland, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts.
- : Following new legislation in GCMR of Cokeland, the seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers.
- : Following new legislation in GCMR of Cokeland, rare steaks seem even bluer now.
- : Following new legislation in GCMR of Cokeland, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute.