by Max Barry

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,752nd
The Colony of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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GC1

Population485 million

CurrencyHasBeenAbolished
Animallolbertarian

The Colony of GC1 is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 485 million GC1ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.6%.

The GC1ian economy, worth 24.8 trillion HasBeenAbolisheds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 51,206 HasBeenAbolisheds, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

Auditors are gutting every governmental department, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, and the nation has nearly as many history museums as GC1ians. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GC1's national animal is the lolbertarian, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

GC1 is ranked 74,694th in the world and 3rd in Gaeilge Colonies for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,570.36 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,752nd
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : GC1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in GC1, the nation has nearly as many history museums as GC1ians.
  • : Following new legislation in GC1, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • : Following new legislation in GC1, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods.
  • : Following new legislation in GC1, auditors are gutting every governmental department.
  • : Following new legislation in GC1, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
  • : Following new legislation in GC1, GC1ian husbands are dead good at fathering kids.
  • : Following new legislation in GC1, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
  • : Following new legislation in GC1, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
  • : Following new legislation in GC1, programmers often reinvent the wheel.

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