The Federative Royal Monarchy of Gateshi is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperador Henry Jihad Terceiro with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 4.613 billion Gateshians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gatesilia. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Gateshian economy, worth a remarkable 1,503 trillion Qatevs a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 325,859 Qatevs, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

The national anthem is considered broadly offensive to those who don't believe in Christianity, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", the military has adopted a weird double-fisted salute, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Gateshi's national animal is the Caramel Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gateshi is ranked 305,183^rd in the world and 68^th in Arakeia for Most Secular, with 3.95 Atheism Rate.