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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 135th Most Ignorant Citizens: 493rd Most Devout: 551st
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Liberty through unity
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Garyana

Population14.174 billion

CapitalSaint Joseph
LeaderGeneral Joseph Burns
FaithChristianity

CurrencyGaryana Dollar
Animalgold tiger

The Republic of Garyana is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by General Joseph Burns with an iron fist, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.174 billion Garyanese are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Joseph. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Garyanese economy, worth a remarkable 1,098 trillion Garyana Dollars a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 77,517 Garyana Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms, and nobody is forced to join the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Garyana's national animal is the gold tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Garyana is ranked 160,757th in the world and 6,779th in The East Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 14.79 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 135thMost Ignorant Citizens: 493rdMost Devout: 551stBest Weather: 915thMost Primitive: 1,286thLowest Crime Rates: 1,457thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,681stTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 4,293rdHealthiest Citizens: 4,656thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,027thMost Pacifist: 5,078thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,855thMost Influential: 7,567thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,627thLargest Populations: 7,838thTop
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Most Conservative: 8,611thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,694thSafest: 10,245thMost Stationary: 10,257thHighest Economic Output: 10,345thMost Efficient Economies: 14,483rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,248th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 13th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 16th in the regionBest Weather: 24th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 31st in the regionMost Primitive: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 34th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 76th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 95th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 115th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 132nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 139th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 164th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 176th in the regionMost Stationary: 178th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 195th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 248th in the regionMost Influential: 272nd in the regionSafest: 288th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 324th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 365th in the regionLargest Governments: 442nd in the regionMost Conservative: 499th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 586th in the regionMost Developed: 637th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 707th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 722nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, nobody is forced to join the armed forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, in government offices a hidden killer takes the lives of ministers and civil servants.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary".
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities.

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