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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 30th Most Ignorant Citizens: 417th Most Devout: 472nd
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Liberty through unity
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

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The Republic of Garyana is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Marshal Gary Burns with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.141 billion Garyanese are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Joseph. The average income tax rate is 88.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Garyanese economy, worth a remarkable 1,304 trillion Garyana Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 99,252 Garyana Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

In life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, all fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon, the government merely sends empty platitudes whenever natural disasters strike foreign nations, and the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Garyana's national animal is the gold tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Garyana is ranked 28,077th in the world and 673rd in The East Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 95.74 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 30thMost Ignorant Citizens: 417thMost Devout: 472ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 536thSafest: 765thBest Weather: 793rdLowest Crime Rates: 802ndMost Primitive: 985thTop
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Most Conservative: 2,733rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,397thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,170thHealthiest Citizens: 4,554thMost Pacifist: 5,515thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,209thMost Influential: 7,121stLargest Governments: 7,500thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 7,642ndLongest Average Lifespans: 7,874thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,107thLargest Populations: 8,183rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,343rdMost Stationary: 11,501stMost Authoritarian: 13,968th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 16th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 18th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionSafest: 20th in the regionBest Weather: 21st in the regionMost Primitive: 29th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 70th in the regionLargest Populations: 74th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 87th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 101st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 115th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 122nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 149th in the regionLargest Governments: 160th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 170th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 190th in the regionMost Stationary: 203rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 218th in the regionMost Influential: 229th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 249th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 487th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 499th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 512th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Garyana was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, the government merely sends empty platitudes whenever natural disasters strike foreign nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, all fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, there's never enough space in space.
  • : Garyana was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Garyana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention.

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