Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 31st Most Ignorant Citizens: 385th Most Devout: 470th
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Liberty through unity
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Few

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The Republic of Garyana is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Marshal Gary Burns with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.001 billion Garyanese are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Joseph. The average income tax rate is 86.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Garyanese economy, worth a remarkable 1,115 trillion Garyana Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 92,980 Garyana Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The sanitised and dull music festivals of Garyana are famed for their reasonable volume levels, pre-schoolers who draw stick figures of their favorite celebrities are sued for infringing image rights, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, and companies are turning to trained gold tigers for their most menial jobs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Garyana's national animal is the gold tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Garyana is ranked 128,007th in the world and 5,736th in The East Pacific for Most Average, scoring 28.39 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 31stMost Ignorant Citizens: 385thMost Devout: 470thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 560thSafest: 694thBest Weather: 711thLowest Crime Rates: 819thMost Primitive: 836thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,949thMost Conservative: 3,324thHealthiest Citizens: 4,661stMost Corrupt Governments: 4,789thMost Pacifist: 4,901stMost Beautiful Environments: 5,397thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,994thMost Influential: 6,893rdLongest Average Lifespans: 7,197thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 8,683rdLargest Governments: 8,839thLargest Populations: 9,115thMost Authoritarian: 9,705thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,267thMost Stationary: 14,311th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionSafest: 16th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Devout: 17th in the regionBest Weather: 19th in the regionMost Primitive: 29th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 71st in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 85th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 105th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 116th in the regionMost Conservative: 119th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 125th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 132nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 137th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 169th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 186th in the regionLargest Governments: 197th in the regionMost Influential: 212th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 252nd in the regionMost Stationary: 260th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 539th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 571st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 684th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Garyana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, companies are turning to trained gold tigers for their most menial jobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, pre-schoolers who draw stick figures of their favorite celebrities are sued for infringing image rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, the sanitised and dull music festivals of Garyana are famed for their reasonable volume levels.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.
  • : Garyana was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, President Marshal Gary Burns has more friends than ever before.
  • : Following new legislation in Garyana, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.

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