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Least Corrupt Governments: 249thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 266thMost Cheerful Citizens: 297th
The Philosophical States of
Civil Rights Lovefest
I AM
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Garden of Aden

Population8.961 billion

CapitalAve
LeaderI Am Jon
FaithCosmopolitanism

CurrencySalt
Animallion

The Philosophical States of Garden of Aden is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by I Am Jon with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.961 billion Goa's hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Defense and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ave. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Goa'n economy, worth a remarkable 2,312 trillion Salts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 258,109 Salts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The fishing lobby has stemmed the tide of environmental regulations, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and I Am Jon's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week. Crime is totally unknown. Garden of Aden's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cosmopolitanism.

Garden of Aden is ranked 145,589th in the world and 4,268th in Osiris for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 699.88 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 249thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 266thMost Cheerful Citizens: 297thLargest Publishing Industry: 695thMost Cultured: 739thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 876thHighest Food Quality: 975thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,001stNicest Citizens: 1,246thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,296thSafest: 1,363rdMost Inclusive: 1,394thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,524thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,668thBest Weather: 1,700thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,800thSmartest Citizens: 2,012thMost Developed: 2,198thMost Efficient Economies: 2,230thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,343rdTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3,375thHealthiest Citizens: 3,486thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,866thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,938thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,032ndLargest Governments: 5,253rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,756thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,020thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,146thRudest Citizens: 7,172ndHighest Economic Output: 7,470thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,491stMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,148thMost Pacifist: 9,240thMost Devout: 9,557thMost Armed: 11,262ndLargest Retail Industry: 11,592ndNudest: 11,825thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 14,903rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,567thHighest Drug Use: 17,605thLowest Crime Rates: 17,707thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,290thMost Patriotic: 23,861st
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 21st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23rd in the regionMost Cultured: 23rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 25th in the regionMost Inclusive: 31st in the regionNicest Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 42nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 43rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 49th in the regionBest Weather: 53rd in the regionSafest: 55th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 58th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 61st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 63rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 70th in the regionMost Developed: 73rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 79th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 135th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 163rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 169th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 187th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 224th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 244th in the regionLargest Governments: 258th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 284th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 314th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 323rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 328th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 367th in the regionRudest Citizens: 375th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 375th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 439th in the regionNudest: 441st in the regionMost Influential: 442nd in the regionMost Stationary: 451st in the regionMost Armed: 469th in the regionMost Pacifist: 499th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 609th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Garden of Aden, I Am Jon's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week.
  • : Following new legislation in Garden of Aden, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Garden of Aden, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
  • : Following new legislation in Garden of Aden, the fishing lobby has stemmed the tide of environmental regulations.
  • : Following new legislation in Garden of Aden, criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers.
  • : Following new legislation in Garden of Aden, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why I Am Jon is a silly poophead.
  • : Following new legislation in Garden of Aden, if there's something strange in your neighborhood you call Brancaland.
  • : Following new legislation in Garden of Aden, people's charity begins and ends at home.
  • : Garden of Aden was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • : Following new legislation in Garden of Aden, school football matches are usually five-a-side.

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