Population | 6.454 billion |
Capital | Garvida |
Leader | Lutra Otto |
Faith | Lutrianism |
Currency | Garbel |
Animal | Otter |
The Green Otters' State of Garbelia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lutra Otto with an even hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 6.454 billion Garbelerii are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garvida. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Garbelery economy, worth 721 trillion Garbels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 111,751 Garbels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired, the government has declared that too much democracy gets in the way of sensible leadership, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak. Crime is totally unknown. Garbelia's national animal is the Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Lutrianism.
Garbelia is ranked 286,677th in the world and 294th in Forest for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -16.97 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Garbelia lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
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Garbelia, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
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Garbelia, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.
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Garbelia, the government has declared that too much democracy gets in the way of sensible leadership.
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Garbelia, employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired.
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Garbelia, doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license.
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Garbelia was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
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Garbelia, Lutra Otto has been known to make speeches in fishing waders.
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The Radioactivity of Ruinenlust appointed
Garbelia as Chancellor with authority over Appearance, Border Control, Communications, Embassies, and Polls in Forest.
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Garbelia lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.