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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 848thMost Authoritarian: 905thMost Conservative: 1,185th
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Suffer and Prosper
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Garanga

Population2.209 billion

CurrencyCredit
AnimalBear

The Empire of Garanga is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, state-planned economy, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.209 billion Garangans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Garangan economy, worth 266 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 120,820 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull, you don't need a smoking gun to arrest someone for promoting guns, survivors receive aid from only the most environmentally-friendly transport, and professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Garanga's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Garanga is ranked 6,546th in the world and 12th in The Black Hawks for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 93.68 Effective Tax Rate.

Top
1%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 848thMost Authoritarian: 905thMost Conservative: 1,185thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,441stMost Patriotic: 1,815thMost Devout: 1,971stMost Extreme: 2,001stMost Primitive: 2,074thTop
5%
Best Weather: 3,474thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,530thLowest Crime Rates: 4,922ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,683rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,858thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,952ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,546thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,618thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,456thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,083rdLargest Governments: 11,651stLargest Black Market: 14,284thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,271stTop
10%
Healthiest Citizens: 18,135thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,134thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,675thMost Advanced Public Education: 27,229thHighest Average Incomes: 29,084thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 31,012th
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Most Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionTop
5%
Best Weather: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Patriotic: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionTop
10%
Lowest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Garanga was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Following new legislation in Garanga, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials.
  • : Following new legislation in Garanga, survivors receive aid from only the most environmentally-friendly transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Garanga, you don't need a smoking gun to arrest someone for promoting guns.
  • : Following new legislation in Garanga, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull.
  • : Following new legislation in Garanga, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Garanga, children get arrested for floating paper boats on lakes.
  • : Following new legislation in Garanga, Leader has been declared supreme ruler for all eternity.
  • : Following new legislation in Garanga, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts.
  • : Garanga was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.

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