The Syndicalist Republic of GanymedEuropa is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Grietje Sigmunđottir with an even hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.186 billion GanymedEuropans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grande Région de Bruxelles-Capitale. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient GanymedEuropan economy, worth a remarkable 1,134 trillion GanymedEuros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 218,816 GanymedEuros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Group hugs break out during floor votes, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, they say that GanymedEuropans made a dessert and called it peace, and government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations. Crime is totally unknown. GanymedEuropa's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

GanymedEuropa is ranked 169,758^th in the world and 856^th in Europe for Most Pro-Market, scoring -64.33 on the Rand Index.