The Syndicalist Republic of GanymedEuropa is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Churyumov Gerasimenko with an even hand, and notable for its conspicuous electricity pylons, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.912 billion GanymedEuropans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grande Région de Bruxelles-Capitale. The average income tax rate is 85.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient GanymedEuropan economy, worth 787 trillion GanymedEuros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 201,214 GanymedEuros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, it is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit, and ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products. Crime is totally unknown. GanymedEuropa's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

GanymedEuropa is ranked 141,673^rd in the world and 894^th in Europe for Most Pro-Market, scoring -66.56 on the Rand Index.