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Most Influential: 135thNudest: 268thMost Inclusive: 379th
The Syndicalist Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Fully Automated Luxury Queer Space Eco Communism!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population5.186 billion

CapitalGrande Région de Bruxelles-Capitale
LeaderGrietje Sigmunđottir


The Syndicalist Republic of GanymedEuropa is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Grietje Sigmunđottir with an even hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.186 billion GanymedEuropans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grande Région de Bruxelles-Capitale. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient GanymedEuropan economy, worth a remarkable 1,134 trillion GanymedEuros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 218,816 GanymedEuros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Group hugs break out during floor votes, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, they say that GanymedEuropans made a dessert and called it peace, and government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations. Crime is totally unknown. GanymedEuropa's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

GanymedEuropa is ranked 169,758th in the world and 856th in Europe for Most Pro-Market, scoring -64.33 on the Rand Index.

Most Influential: 135thNudest: 268thMost Inclusive: 379thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 596thLargest Information Technology Sector: 657thMost Secular: 691stMost Compassionate Citizens: 703rdNicest Citizens: 870thMost Pacifist: 1,135thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,410thSmartest Citizens: 1,431stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,629thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,687thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,863rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,953rdTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2,303rdMost Developed: 2,340thRudest Citizens: 2,418thMost Cultured: 2,568thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,875thLargest Governments: 3,560thMost Efficient Economies: 3,656thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,187thSafest: 4,339thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,363rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,556thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,766thHighest Average Incomes: 4,934thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,118thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,266thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,605thBest Weather: 6,067thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,284thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,732ndMost Subsidized Industry: 9,327thHealthiest Citizens: 9,919thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 13,531stHighest Economic Output: 14,647thHighest Drug Use: 18,356thMost Stationary: 19,335th
Nudest: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 15th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 21st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 22nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 24th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 27th in the regionMost Pacifist: 27th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 32nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 33rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 35th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 36th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 36th in the regionMost Influential: 41st in the regionRudest Citizens: 44th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 45th in the regionMost Developed: 47th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 51st in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 52nd in the regionLargest Governments: 56th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 62nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 64th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 67th in the regionSafest: 76th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 76th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 84th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 85th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 87th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 89th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in GanymedEuropa, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations.
  • : Following new legislation in GanymedEuropa, they say that GanymedEuropans made a dessert and called it peace.
  • : Following new legislation in GanymedEuropa, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
  • : Following new legislation in GanymedEuropa, group hugs break out during floor votes.
  • : GanymedEuropa was endorsed by The Eternal Pride Parade of Nookville.
  • : Following new legislation in GanymedEuropa, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
  • : Following new legislation in GanymedEuropa, therapists can always squeeze in another house-call.
  • : GanymedEuropa endorsed The Commonwealth of Kyrkilas.
  • : GanymedEuropa was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Kyrkilas.
  • : Following new legislation in GanymedEuropa, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 244 » Imperium Anglorum, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Sinclairtown, Yahlia, Pilipinas and Malaya, Saint Domingo, The Seven Provinces, Wombelland, Slavorussia, Slavonia and Srijem, Quentenia, Ahma, Troltovia, Thracia Republic, The New Nordic Union, An Clar, Northern German Federation, Dark Matter, Lexembourg, Einswenn, Irminsulia, Alsted, St Scarlett, Regnum Italiae, The Champions League, North of Americas, Chioganah, TF1 TASK FORCE 1, Rouvenor, Feria-Alkaline, Bohomo, Libertyca, Pazano, Monkistan, New Rickiland, Outer Sparta, Baycanistan, The Sect Meces, Super Happy Land, Western Berlin, Falvaard, Maritzal, Dauershire, Lieges, Puerto Thelosia, Umeria, Lovisa, Saiwania, Ansington, Purgatio, and 194 others.Milfgaerd, Kardjali, Durlia, Leszno, Brakanistan, The Mongol Plain, Cytadela, Aragonja, Germany Third Reich, Galway-Dublin, Wessex and Cornwall, Nardin, New Touraine, South St Maarten, Boldia, Greater Albaina, Carphelia, Ostermarch, Yoannes, Blighteria, Aristeme, Alympian Kingdom, Corthaen, Altanys, Litalia Vala, New Ylicia, Cre Alworkez, Goldenbourg, HYDRA-Russian Empire, Imperium Malignis, Holy Northern Greenland, Kosonidia, Nea Europa, Kaspinia, Weltbeherrschung, Soviet Krussia, Greate San Marino, Belmoren, Dorpz, Death Bat, Eritei, Amicities, Toaddia, Miharr, Stukilo, Lord Sapre, Soviet Taoistan, Migurson, Nuweland, Thracia and Crimea, Dongtropoland, Estonesia, Arorska, British Alban, Jim the Baptist, Apabeossie, Volara, Continantia, Bombastion, Republic of Satherland, Belgique et France, Nevelja, Leranditale, Beauprix, Msaladofinger, Cassaracen, Lumitauka, Kenmoria WA Mission, Parliamentary Laramidia, Republic Of Vox, Bahnhofstrasse, The Ivory Tower of Academia, Carignanum, Candavia, Seristria, Blechingia, Akpol, Chefactastyan, Prusso-Britannia, Nedeslavia, British Norklon, NEW UDS, Vulpan, Mantcor, Ukrainian Land, Swillinia, Garya, Supcotia, Pydrus, Socialist Balkans, Bluenstein, Ukraba, Monte Naranja, Viciebskaja, The Kingdom of Denmark, Free Furentenia, Elisabethshagen, Far Lim Ter, Domton, Romana Imperium de Italia, Atenburgh, Free Workers Macedon, MFG R, Maanenland, Scravovia, Aslicuria, Neo-Europa, Nidowe, Tryienne, Laggos, Neuchateau, Egyptian Mamluk Sultanate, Arsenial, Kanokla, Gingera, Pollica, Suissen, Alba-Nord, Permorania, Kossacks, The Wretched of this Earth, The Pagan Moon, The Austro-Germanic States, Bavira, Navence, Proutosaure, Treehound, Mallesia, Balto-League, Stromia, Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire, Enway, Cherised Lands of Galicia, Kinianariat, Novo Portugal, The-British-Isles, Kingdom Of Krakow, ENOTRIA, Anskerdank, WaffleEmpire, Betasia, A State of Trance, Gultravia, Andyvania, Shagolaa, IllyrianAlbania, Wismar, Fearann nan Albannaich, Walfo, Andreapol, United Polarity, Juties, Phillicans, Porury, Invernessia, Prussian-Union, The Fair Republic, Nieuw Gent, Velosia, Preusses, Dombrovia, Rijland, Eesenland, Valskraa, Puhja, Auslus, Godefargen, Evergreen Keys, Barna, Sloburg, Wiener-Neustadt, Rotenstein, Brittanoire, Bounapartia, Trixeland, Elitestland, Apollonivm, Rhinowolf, Caoripp, Dobuni, Rhombosia, Legique, Sienkahn, United Engiresco, Appathian, Jarmia, Severnyi Kislev, Solteur, New Petra, Lyallpur, The Anrica, GeneralStalin, Kyrkilas, and Nookville.

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