The Federal Republic of Ganjallia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Lélia de Almeida Gonzalez with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, soft-spoken computers, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate population of 4.883 billion Ganjallians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Twin Peaks. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Ganjallian economy, worth 916 trillion hempcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 187,757 hempcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads, tourists outnumber citizens two to one, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, and citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ganjallia's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ganjallia is ranked 3,173^rd in the world and 69^th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Poor Incomes, with 172,707.56 Standard Monetary Units.