The Federal Republic of Ganjallia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lélia de Almeida Gonzalez with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.73 billion Ganjallians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Twin Peaks. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Ganjallian economy, worth 245 trillion hempcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 142,177 hempcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hockey players who drop their gloves discard them on abandoned baseball mitts, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Ganjallians, the fines for getting caught with the wrong recipe book can force Ganjallians into bankruptcy, and a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ganjallia's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ganjallia is ranked 24,034^th in the world and 218^th in The Communist Bloc for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.13 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.