The Democratic Republic of Gandoor is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Park Sang-Hee with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 29.357 billion Gandoorese hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gandoor City. The average income tax rate is 37.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gandoorese economy, worth a remarkable 7,997 trillion gdyns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 272,405 gdyns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, and libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars. Crime is totally unknown. Gandoor's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gandoor is ranked 303,073^rd in the world and 24^th in Osakaland for Fattest Citizens, with 2.25 Obesity Rate.