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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 842nd Most Influential: 1,232nd Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,241st
The Free Land of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Thou ancient, thou free
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
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Gamla Uppsala

Population7.338 billion

LeaderAleksandr Klërk


The Free Land of Gamla Uppsala is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Aleksandr Klërk with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.338 billion Gamla Uppsalans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Älvstad. The average income tax rate is 80.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Gamla Uppsalan economy, worth 871 trillion äpples a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,804 äpples, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, and a new religious movement claims that people's souls are stored in phosphorous. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gamla Uppsala's national animal is the Kingfisher, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Gamla Uppsala is ranked 48,528th in the world and 2,598th in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 67.81 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 842ndMost Influential: 1,232ndTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,241stLargest Welfare Programs: 4,257thMost Pacifist: 4,462ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,715thNicest Citizens: 4,827thBest Weather: 4,935thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,120thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,489thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,625thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,857thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,547thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,633rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,703rdTop
Safest: 7,937thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,398thMost Politically Free: 8,999thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,278thMost Inclusive: 9,654thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,801stMost Cultured: 10,110thSmartest Citizens: 10,376thMost Secular: 11,014thMost Developed: 11,190thHealthiest Citizens: 12,105thLowest Crime Rates: 12,541stHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,057thNudest: 13,123rdLargest Governments: 14,403rdHighest Economic Output: 14,591stHighest Poor Incomes: 15,273rdLargest Publishing Industry: 15,359th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 143rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 197th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 214th in the regionMost Pacifist: 244th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 253rd in the regionBest Weather: 256th in the regionNicest Citizens: 257th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 260th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 273rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 297th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 305th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 309th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 354th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 365th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 370th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 384th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 386th in the regionTop
Safest: 403rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 433rd in the regionNudest: 439th in the regionLargest Populations: 440th in the regionMost Influential: 474th in the regionMost Cultured: 488th in the regionMost Stationary: 522nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 535th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 538th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 557th in the regionMost Inclusive: 561st in the regionMost Secular: 576th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 578th in the regionMost Developed: 632nd in the regionLargest Governments: 635th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 645th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 693rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 772nd in the region

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