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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 48th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 137th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 181st
The Community of
Father Knows Best State
Insert FAQ pun here.
The Great Allen
Influence
Power
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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GameFAQs Founder

Population11.522 billion

CapitalGameFAQs City
LeaderThe Great Allen
FaithLUEshism

CurrencyFAQ
AnimalGame

The Community of GameFAQs Founder is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Great Allen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.522 billion GameFAQs Founders are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of GameFAQs City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.5%.

The frighteningly efficient GameFAQs Founderian economy, worth a remarkable 3,936 trillion FAQS a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 341,673 FAQS, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

A good deed is rewarded with a thank you note attached to a deportation order, GameFAQs City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, the government's suggestions box is curiously empty these days, and the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GameFAQs Founder's national animal is the Game, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is LUEshism.

GameFAQs Founder is ranked 94,777th in the world and 1st in GameFAQs for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 306.7 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 48thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 137thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 181stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 297thLargest Agricultural Sector: 299thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 304thMost Corrupt Governments: 451stHealthiest Citizens: 561stLargest Black Market: 724thHighest Disposable Incomes: 875thHighest Average Incomes: 1,027thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,290thMost Devout: 1,542ndTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,987thHighest Economic Output: 2,227thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,566thLowest Crime Rates: 2,860thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,355thLargest Mining Sector: 3,645thMost Efficient Economies: 3,657thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,857thMost Developed: 4,306thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,248thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,280thSmartest Citizens: 6,393rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,419thMost Stationary: 6,938thBest Weather: 7,217thLargest Governments: 7,591stTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 8,857thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,566thMost Influential: 10,843rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,842nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides.
  • : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, the government's suggestions box is curiously empty these days.
  • : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, GameFAQs City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, a good deed is rewarded with a thank you note attached to a deportation order.
  • : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, third world countries are rich in "I Love GameFAQs City" t-shirts.
  • : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class.
  • : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
  • : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists.

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