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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 45th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 132nd Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 172nd
The Community of
Father Knows Best State
Insert FAQ pun here.
The Great Allen
Influence
Power
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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GameFAQs Founder

Population11.534 billion

CapitalGameFAQs City
LeaderThe Great Allen
FaithLUEshism

CurrencyFAQ
AnimalGame

The Community of GameFAQs Founder is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Great Allen with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.534 billion GameFAQs Founders are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of GameFAQs City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.9%.

The frighteningly efficient GameFAQs Founderian economy, worth a remarkable 3,982 trillion FAQS a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 345,258 FAQS, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

The military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", GF-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply, and crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GameFAQs Founder's national animal is the Game, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is LUEshism.

GameFAQs Founder is ranked 5,251st in the world and 2nd in GameFAQs for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 511.98 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 45thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 132ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 172ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 285thLargest Agricultural Sector: 299thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 300thMost Corrupt Governments: 452ndHealthiest Citizens: 561stLargest Black Market: 696thHighest Disposable Incomes: 898thHighest Average Incomes: 1,001stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,149thMost Devout: 1,536thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,983rdHighest Economic Output: 2,183rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,545thLowest Crime Rates: 2,807thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,234thLargest Mining Sector: 3,640thMost Efficient Economies: 3,673rdLongest Average Lifespans: 3,839thMost Developed: 4,328thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,017thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,251stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,022ndSmartest Citizens: 6,452ndMost Stationary: 6,934thBest Weather: 7,098thLargest Governments: 7,445thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 8,900thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,159thMost Influential: 10,826thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,673rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
  • : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply.
  • : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, GF-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age.
  • : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces".
  • : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies.
  • : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.
  • : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer.
  • : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs.
  • : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, the government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to.
  • : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation.

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