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The Community of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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The Great Allen
Influence
Power
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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GameFAQs Founder

Population13.574 billion

CapitalGameFAQs City
LeaderThe Great Allen
FaithLUEshism

CurrencyFAQ
AnimalGame

The Community of GameFAQs Founder is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Great Allen with an even hand, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 13.574 billion GameFAQs Founders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of GameFAQs City. The average income tax rate is 42.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient GameFAQs Founderian economy, worth a remarkable 5,555 trillion FAQS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 409,284 FAQS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment The Great Allen's hair, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters, and drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GameFAQs Founder's national animal is the Game, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is LUEshism.

GameFAQs Founder is ranked 88,236th in the world and 2nd in GameFAQs for Nudest, with 144.25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 96thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 112thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 208thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 223rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 329thMost Corrupt Governments: 405thHealthiest Citizens: 511thLargest Black Market: 541stHighest Average Incomes: 676thMost Armed: 690thHighest Poor Incomes: 803rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 952ndMost Devout: 1,125thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,187thMost Efficient Economies: 1,370thHighest Economic Output: 1,535thLowest Crime Rates: 1,603rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,713thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,562ndLargest Mining Sector: 2,642ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,921stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,542ndSmartest Citizens: 4,813thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,565thLargest Governments: 5,751stMost Stationary: 6,315thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,061stBest Weather: 8,317thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,999thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,740thTop
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Most Influential: 11,235thMost Developed: 16,191stLargest Populations: 17,163rdMost Advanced Public Education: 18,944thMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,312th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters.
  • : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners.
  • : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment The Great Allen's hair.
  • : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
  • : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, holidays are regarded as the most miserable time of the year.
  • : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
  • : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways.
  • : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right.
  • : Following new legislation in GameFAQs Founder, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses.

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