The Totalitarian Empire of Gamanoda is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by High Emperor Aldrich Rethamas Forsaki with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.854 billion Gamanodans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Assimilation Centre. The average income tax rate is 89.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gamanodan economy, worth 977 trillion Roths a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 253,608 Roths, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Cat memes without alt text are now illegal, the might of the entire Gamanodan Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, and High Emperor Aldrich Rethamas Forsaki's reputation is hard as nails. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gamanoda's national animal is the Viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Imperialism.

Gamanoda is ranked 11,463^rd in the world and 27^th in The Black Hawks for Lowest Crime Rates, with 98.63 law-abiding acts per hour.