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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 170thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,539thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,536th
The Totalitarian Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Efficiency Above All Else
High Emperor Aldrich Rethamas Forsaki
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Gamanoda

Population3.692 billion

CapitalAssimilation Centre
LeaderHigh Emperor Aldrich Rethamas Forsaki
FaithImperialism

CurrencyRoth
AnimalViper

The Totalitarian Empire of Gamanoda is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by High Emperor Aldrich Rethamas Forsaki with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, free-roaming dinosaurs, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.692 billion Gamanodans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Assimilation Centre. The average income tax rate is 89.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gamanodan economy, worth 936 trillion Roths a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 253,608 Roths, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Cat memes without alt text are now illegal, the might of the entire Gamanodan Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, and High Emperor Aldrich Rethamas Forsaki's reputation is hard as nails. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gamanoda's national animal is the Viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Imperialism.

Gamanoda is ranked 297,472nd in the world and 403rd in The Black Hawks for Most Cultured, scoring 46 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 170thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,539thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,536thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,142ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,817thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,294thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,296thLargest Black Market: 5,039thHighest Average Incomes: 5,070thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,911thMost Patriotic: 6,157thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,306thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,843rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,114thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,476thLargest Governments: 8,978thLargest Mining Sector: 9,223rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,793rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,798thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,076thLowest Crime Rates: 11,188thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,403rdSmartest Citizens: 13,317thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,611thMost Authoritarian: 14,225thMost Secular: 14,720thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,940thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 20,862ndMost Conservative: 28,140thMost Developed: 28,185th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionMost Patriotic: 18th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionLargest Black Market: 21st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 21st in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 23rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Governments: 26th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 27th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 27th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 28th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 30th in the regionMost Secular: 31st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 34th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 39th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 42nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gamanoda, High Emperor Aldrich Rethamas Forsaki's reputation is hard as nails.
  • : Following new legislation in Gamanoda, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Gamanoda, the might of the entire Gamanodan Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders.
  • : Following new legislation in Gamanoda, cat memes without alt text are now illegal.
  • : Gamanoda was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Gamanoda was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector and the Top 5% for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Gamanoda was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Gamanoda's influence in The Black Hawks rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Following new legislation in Gamanoda, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them.
  • : Following new legislation in Gamanoda, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country.

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