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Best Weather: 1,390thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,619thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,791st
The Holy Paragon of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Lá está a sobreviver, em seguida, lá está a prosperar
Nicholas Omeggio
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Galnius

Population12.875 billion

CapitalAegis
LeaderNicholas Omeggio

CurrencyGacia
AnimalTerrasque

The Holy Paragon of Galnius is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Nicholas Omeggio with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 12.875 billion Galnians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aegis. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Galnian economy, worth a remarkable 2,190 trillion Gacias a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 170,139 Gacias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Frat-house partying has become the national pastime, Nicholas Omeggio's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security, and vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Galnius's national animal is the Terrasque, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Galnius is ranked 1,619th in the world and 1st in The Council of The Multiverse for Most Beautiful Environments, with 3,649.82 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

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Best Weather: 1,390thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,619thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,791stMost Cultured: 1,980thMost Inclusive: 2,114thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 2,817thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,842ndHealthiest Citizens: 2,890thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,519thMost Developed: 3,579thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,669thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,476thMost Pacifist: 4,610thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,658thSmartest Citizens: 4,782ndMost Advanced Public Education: 4,918thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,423rdHighest Poor Incomes: 5,671stLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,055thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,061stLargest Governments: 6,145thLowest Crime Rates: 6,486thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,544thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,690thHighest Economic Output: 7,440thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,329thSafest: 9,908thHighest Average Incomes: 10,443rdLargest Welfare Programs: 11,319thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,818thLargest Populations: 21,527thMost Efficient Economies: 24,050th
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Galnius's influence in The Council of The Multiverse rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Following new legislation in Galnius, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR.
  • : Following new legislation in Galnius, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security.
  • : Following new legislation in Galnius, Nicholas Omeggio's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
  • : Following new legislation in Galnius, frat-house partying has become the national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Galnius, criminal convictions are routinely thrown out because the accused's grandmother didn't get to testify about their good character.
  • : Following new legislation in Galnius, sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days.
  • : Following new legislation in Galnius, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in Galnius, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
  • : Following new legislation in Galnius, the official Galnian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.

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