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Best Weather: 1,396thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,655thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,994th
The Holy Paragon of
Left-Leaning College State
Lá está a sobreviver, em seguida, lá está a prosperar
Nicholas Omeggio
Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Galnius

Population11.636 billion

CapitalAegis
LeaderNicholas Omeggio

CurrencyGacia
AnimalTerrasque

The Holy Paragon of Galnius is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Nicholas Omeggio with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 11.636 billion Galnians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aegis. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Galnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,840 trillion Gacias a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 158,209 Gacias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, freedom is never freely given — only when the alternative is too expensive, and crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Galnius's national animal is the Terrasque, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Galnius is ranked 134,454th in the world and 3rd in Celtic Nations for Most Authoritarian, with 581 milliStalins.

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Best Weather: 1,396thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,655thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,994thTop
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Most Inclusive: 2,234thMost Cultured: 2,485thHealthiest Citizens: 3,303rdNicest Citizens: 3,381stMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,437thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,999thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,094thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,244thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,285thSmartest Citizens: 5,568thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,971stMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,169thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,658thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,971stLargest Governments: 7,184thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,628thMost Pacifist: 7,709thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,838thHighest Economic Output: 8,407thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,503rdMost Developed: 8,563rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,704thLowest Crime Rates: 8,895thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 11,864thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,385thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,326thSafest: 16,980th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Galnius, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination.
  • : Following new legislation in Galnius, freedom is never freely given — only when the alternative is too expensive.
  • : Following new legislation in Galnius, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Galnius, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one.
  • : Galnius was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Following new legislation in Galnius, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests.
  • : Following new legislation in Galnius, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
  • : Following new legislation in Galnius, telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm.
  • : Following new legislation in Galnius, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass.
  • : Following new legislation in Galnius, neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers.

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