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Highest Economic Output: 803rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,281stSafest: 1,720th
The Misunderstood Dictatorship of
Father Knows Best State
One, to rule them all.
Influence
Instigator
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Galloism

Population29.775 billion

CapitalGalloism City
LeaderMaster Chief
FaithThe Galloismic Way

Currencyrupee
Animalmammoth

The Misunderstood Dictatorship of Galloism is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Master Chief with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.775 billion Galloismians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galloism City. The average income tax rate is 56.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Galloismian economy, worth a remarkable 7,037 trillion rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 236,364 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes, 90% of active duty GAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia, and police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Galloism's national animal is the mammoth, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Galloismic Way.

Galloism is ranked 156,431st in the world and 8th in Snazzy for Most Armed, with 0.16 Weapons Per Person.

Top
1%
Highest Economic Output: 803rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,281stTop
5%
Safest: 1,720thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,807thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,815thLargest Populations: 1,822ndLargest Insurance Industry: 1,842ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,291stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,428thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,835thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,895thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,640thHighest Average Incomes: 3,765thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,937thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,951stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,022ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,112thMost Avoided: 4,280thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,276thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,858thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,265thMost Developed: 6,740thLargest Governments: 7,049thSmartest Citizens: 7,558thTop
10%
Most Stationary: 9,057thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,074thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,171stMost Corrupt Governments: 11,822ndMost Influential: 12,312thLargest Retail Industry: 12,519thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,988thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,507thMost Efficient Economies: 15,589th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Galloism was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed and Largest Agricultural Sector and the Top 10% for Highest Wealthy Incomes and Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Galloism was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Galloism was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Galloism was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Galloism's influence in Snazzy fell from "Dealmaker" to "Instigator".
  • : Galloism was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Galloism's influence in Snazzy rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Galloism was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Dead.
  • : Following new legislation in Galloism, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom.
  • : Following new legislation in Galloism, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia.

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