by Max Barry

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Highest Economic Output: 803rd Largest Mining Sector: 1,305th Safest: 1,751st
The Misunderstood Dictatorship of
Father Knows Best State
One, to rule them all.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Deck


Population26.381 billion

CapitalGalloism City
LeaderMaster Chief
FaithThe Galloismic Way


The Misunderstood Dictatorship of Galloism is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Master Chief with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.381 billion Galloismians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galloism City. The average income tax rate is 59.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Galloismian economy, worth a remarkable 6,128 trillion rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 232,323 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists outnumber citizens two to one, military recruitment numbers are down as citizens object on 'moral grounds', businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up, and the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Galloism's national animal is the mammoth, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Galloismic Way.

Galloism is ranked 1,751st in the world and 1st in Snazzy for Safest, scoring 144.04 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Highest Economic Output: 803rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,305thSafest: 1,751stTop
Largest Populations: 1,976thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,991stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,992ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,025thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,087thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,151stLargest Insurance Industry: 2,155thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,272ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,020thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,139thHighest Average Incomes: 3,255thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,370thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,794thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,812thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,530thMost Avoided: 5,367thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,474thSmartest Citizens: 7,212thLargest Governments: 7,225thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,013thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 11,424thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,842ndMost Stationary: 13,312thLargest Retail Industry: 13,420thMost Efficient Economies: 14,690thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,838thMost Influential: 15,972ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,043rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18,218th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Galloism was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Galloism was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Galloism was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Galloism was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Galloism was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Galloism's influence in Snazzy rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Galloism's influence in Snazzy fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Galloism was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Galloism was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Galloism was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.


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