The Misunderstood Dictatorship of Galloism is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Master Chief with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 40.418 billion Galloismians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galloism City. The average income tax rate is 56.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Galloismian economy, worth a remarkable 9,553 trillion rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 236,364 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes, 90% of active duty GAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia, and police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Galloism's national animal is the mammoth, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Galloismic Way.

Galloism is ranked 66,803^rd in the world and 3,194^th in Balder for Most Secular, with 19.01 Atheism Rate.