by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,031stMost Influential: 5,684thMost Secular: 11,797th
The Technoratic Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Perspicacity, perseverance, progress
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population646 million

CapitalNuovo Faro

CurrencyGallicelestian Transaction Unit

The Technoratic Republic of Gallicelestia is a huge, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 646 million Gallicelestians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nuovo Faro. The average income tax rate is 79.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gallicelestian economy, worth 81.8 trillion Gallicelestian Transaction Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 126,637 Gallicelestian Transaction Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts", and all footpaths have tollbooths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gallicelestia's national animal is the Giganotosaurus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gallicelestia is ranked 246,813th in the world and 5,241st in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 7.3 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,031stTop
Most Influential: 5,684thMost Secular: 11,797thMost Developed: 11,871stHighest Poor Incomes: 12,359thLowest Crime Rates: 12,526thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,068thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 14,930thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,107thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,138thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,378thMost Income Equality: 16,639thMost Inclusive: 17,643rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,307thSmartest Citizens: 18,739thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,126thHighest Food Quality: 19,156thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,507thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,725thMost Authoritarian: 20,445thHealthiest Citizens: 20,482ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 22,700thLargest Governments: 22,924thNicest Citizens: 23,345thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24,095thMost Compassionate Citizens: 24,373rdMost Cultured: 26,013thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26,395thSafest: 27,519th
Most Secular: 385th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 452nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 455th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 467th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 534th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 534th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 543rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 574th in the regionMost Developed: 578th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 593rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 634th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gallicelestia, all footpaths have tollbooths.
  • : Following new legislation in Gallicelestia, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts".
  • : Following new legislation in Gallicelestia, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience.
  • : Following new legislation in Gallicelestia, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Gallicelestia, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
  • : Gallicelestia was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Vendonesam.
  • : Following new legislation in Gallicelestia, children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is.
  • : Gallicelestia endorsed The Change Agent of Simone Republic.
  • : Gallicelestia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed, Most Popular Tourist Destinations, and Largest Trout Fishing Sector and the Top 10% for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in Gallicelestia, hospitals in Gallicelestia are too busy serving the needs of The North Pacific to see Gallicelestians.