The Consociational Polity of Galliadurm is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Central 39 with a fair hand, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.16 billion Gallianese enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Duipon. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Gallianese economy, worth a remarkable 2,822 trillion Uthams a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 252,921 Uthams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government has pledged that not one drop of its citizens' blood will be spilt, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, and lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs. Crime is totally unknown. Galliadurm's national animal is the Premortal Marten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Avianism.

Galliadurm is ranked 39,507^th in the world and 67^th in Conch Kingdom for Highest Drug Use, scoring 100.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.