by Max Barry

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Largest Welfare Programs: 6,824thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,913thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,198th
The Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
A Mari Usque Ad Mare
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population8.737 billion

LeaderKing Albert II


The Kingdom of Gallambria is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King Albert II with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.737 billion Gallambrians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bromwich. The average income tax rate is 86.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gallambrian economy, worth 834 trillion Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,484 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, lonely people are supposed to be cheered up by the many parties that they are never invited to, and construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gallambria's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gallambria is ranked 135,290th in the world and 107th in Eurth for Highest Drug Use, scoring 59.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Largest Welfare Programs: 6,824thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,913thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,198thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,902ndMost Cultured: 9,766thBest Weather: 9,898thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,094thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,217thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,472ndMost Developed: 10,567thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,622ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,236thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,465thSafest: 11,587thHealthiest Citizens: 11,691stLowest Crime Rates: 11,910thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,403rdMost Inclusive: 12,441stMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,504thMost Pacifist: 12,976thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,923rdNicest Citizens: 14,872ndMost Subsidized Industry: 16,231stLargest Governments: 17,258thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,182ndSmartest Citizens: 20,043rdHighest Poor Incomes: 21,779thHighest Economic Output: 22,059thMost Efficient Economies: 23,773rd
Most Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 14th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15th in the regionMost Developed: 15th in the regionMost Inclusive: 15th in the regionMost Cultured: 15th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 17th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 17th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 17th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17th in the regionMost Pacifist: 17th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gallambria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Gallambria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates, Best Weather, Healthiest Citizens, Most Cultured, and Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Gallambria's influence in Eurth rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Gallambria altered its national flag.
  • : Gallambria relocated from Lazarus to Eurth.
  • : Gallambria was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Gallambria ceased to exist in Eurth.
  • : Gallambria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Gallambria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Gallambria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.


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