by Max Barry

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Largest Welfare Programs: 6,033rd Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,921st Most Advanced Public Education: 8,705th
The Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
A Mari Usque Ad Mare
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population6.065 billion

LeaderKing Albert II


The Kingdom of Gallambria is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Albert II with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 6.065 billion Gallambrians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bromwich. The average income tax rate is 83.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gallambrian economy, worth 591 trillion Pounds a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,606 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments, fraternities are notoriously exclusive, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', and police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gallambria's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gallambria is ranked 50,189th in the world and 40th in Eurth for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 68.33 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Largest Welfare Programs: 6,033rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,921stTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 8,705thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,733rdMost Pacifist: 8,923rdMost Developed: 9,110thBest Weather: 9,440thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,755thMost Cultured: 9,982ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,007thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,017thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,165thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,255thSafest: 10,380thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,408thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,617thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,633rdLowest Crime Rates: 10,910thMost Inclusive: 10,974thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,066thHealthiest Citizens: 11,522ndNicest Citizens: 12,351stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,156thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,240thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,328thLargest Governments: 16,004th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionMost Pacifist: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gallambria's influence in Eurth rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Gallambria's influence in Eurth fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".
  • : Gallambria's influence in Eurth rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Gallambria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Gallambria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Gallambria's influence in Eurth fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".
  • : Gallambria's influence in Eurth rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Gallambria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Gallambria's influence in Eurth fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".
  • : Gallambria's influence in Eurth rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 3 » Free Port of Cristina, Sunset Sea Islands, and Dulveus.

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