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Rudest Citizens: 49thMost Efficient Economies: 71stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 104th
The Méritocratique Qui Marchande of
Anarchy
Décadence à la Renaissance. Renaissance à la Puissance.
Influence
Apprentice
Broodmother
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Gallade

Population23.535 billion

CapitalDi'Vellian
LeaderImpératrice Ysora De Brellaire I

Currencybèlouette
Animalswan

The Méritocratique Qui Marchande of Gallade is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Impératrice Ysora De Brellaire I with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 23.535 billion Gâllaegasque Métropolitains et Coloniaux live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Di'Vellian. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Gâllaegasque economy, worth an astonishing 12,013 trillion bèlouettes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 510,467 bèlouettes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence, Gallade's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, and billions are being spent on a new island airport. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Gallade's national animal is the swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Gallade is ranked 209,787th in the world and 14th in Snazzy for Longest Average Lifespans, with 23.52 Years.

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Rudest Citizens: 49thMost Efficient Economies: 71stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 104thHighest Disposable Incomes: 104thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 143rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 147thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 152ndMost Avoided: 160thMost Cultured: 164thFattest Citizens: 202ndLargest Retail Industry: 216thMost Scientifically Advanced: 223rdHighest Economic Output: 264thHighest Average Incomes: 266thSmartest Citizens: 289thMost Secular: 401stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 419thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 425thMost Subsidized Industry: 492ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 520thLargest Gambling Industry: 544thLargest Publishing Industry: 555thMost Rebellious Youth: 564thMost Corrupt Governments: 586thHighest Poor Incomes: 659thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 740thLargest Information Technology Sector: 819thLargest Agricultural Sector: 821stLargest Mining Sector: 842ndLargest Governments: 1,165thHighest Drug Use: 1,401stLargest Insurance Industry: 1,548thMost Inclusive: 1,618thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,017thMost Armed: 2,045thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,395thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,854thLargest Populations: 4,149thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,356thHighest Crime Rates: 4,491stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,540thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,450thLargest Black Market: 7,644thNudest: 8,550thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,743rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,029thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 10,551stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,598thMost Politically Free: 12,058thMost Extreme: 14,274thMost Pro-Market: 14,454thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,926thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,394thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,657th
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Most Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gallade, billions are being spent on a new island airport.
  • : Following new legislation in Gallade, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • : Gallade changed its national capital to "Di'Vellian".
  • : Following new legislation in Gallade, Gallade's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand.
  • : Following new legislation in Gallade, the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence.
  • : Gallade lodged a message on the Snazzy Regional Message Board.
  • : Gallade's influence in Snazzy rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Gallade lodged a message on the Snazzy Regional Message Board.
  • : Gallade lodged a message on the Snazzy Regional Message Board.
  • : Gallade lodged a message on the Snazzy Regional Message Board.

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