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Rudest Citizens: 91st Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 93rd Highest Disposable Incomes: 114th
The Méritocratique Qui Marchande of
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Population20.905 billion

LeaderImpératrice Ysora De Brellaire I


The Méritocratique Qui Marchande of Gallade is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Impératrice Ysora De Brellaire I with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 20.905 billion Gâllaegasque Métropolitains et Coloniaux live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Di'Vellian. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Gâllaegasque economy, worth an astonishing 10,119 trillion bèlouettes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 484,088 bèlouettes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Gâllaegasque watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, and interest in globalism never flags. Crime is totally unknown. Gallade's national animal is the swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Gallade is ranked 121,963rd in the world and 10th in Snazzy for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 587.67 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Rudest Citizens: 91stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 93rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 114thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 136thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 143rdMost Cultured: 162ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 171stMost Avoided: 171stLargest Retail Industry: 197thMost Scientifically Advanced: 198thFattest Citizens: 225thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 236thHighest Average Incomes: 255thSmartest Citizens: 287thHighest Economic Output: 295thMost Secular: 314thMost Subsidized Industry: 432ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 488thHighest Poor Incomes: 508thLargest Publishing Industry: 558thMost Corrupt Governments: 578thLargest Information Technology Sector: 693rdMost Rebellious Youth: 741stLargest Mining Sector: 800thLargest Gambling Industry: 841stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 940thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,239thLargest Governments: 1,279thMost Efficient Economies: 1,295thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,328thHighest Drug Use: 1,619thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,816thMost Inclusive: 1,871stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,881stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,556thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,710thMost Armed: 4,257thLargest Populations: 4,530thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4,548thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,652ndLargest Black Market: 6,099thNudest: 6,719thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,542ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,622ndTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,974thMost Pro-Market: 10,530thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,875thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,330thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,522nd
Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the region

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