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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 91st Rudest Citizens: 104th Highest Disposable Incomes: 116th
The Méritocratique Qui Marchande of
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Population21.44 billion

LeaderImpératrice Ysora De Brellaire I


The Méritocratique Qui Marchande of Gallade is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Impératrice Ysora De Brellaire I with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 21.44 billion Gâllaegasque Métropolitains et Coloniaux live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Di'Vellian. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Gâllaegasque economy, worth an astonishing 10,389 trillion bèlouettes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 484,582 bèlouettes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Swans with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance, skateparks can be found in every city, and photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Impératrice Ysora De Brellaire I's bedroom. Crime is totally unknown. Gallade's national animal is the swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Gallade is ranked 150,832nd in the world and 14th in Snazzy for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.3 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 91stRudest Citizens: 104thHighest Disposable Incomes: 116thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 135thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 139thMost Cultured: 166thMost Avoided: 168thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 171stMost Scientifically Advanced: 213thLargest Retail Industry: 217thFattest Citizens: 223rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 238thHighest Average Incomes: 267thHighest Economic Output: 290thSmartest Citizens: 293rdMost Secular: 328thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 429thMost Subsidized Industry: 435thHighest Poor Incomes: 508thLargest Publishing Industry: 538thMost Corrupt Governments: 608thLargest Information Technology Sector: 719thMost Rebellious Youth: 749thLargest Mining Sector: 793rdLargest Gambling Industry: 797thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 861stLargest Insurance Industry: 1,187thMost Efficient Economies: 1,270thLargest Governments: 1,294thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,372ndTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,691stHighest Drug Use: 1,698thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,724thMost Inclusive: 1,900thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,599thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,784thMost Armed: 3,965thLargest Populations: 4,317thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,473rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5,710thLargest Black Market: 5,993rdNudest: 6,234thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,992ndTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,671stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,563rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,009thMost Pro-Market: 10,376thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,540thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,797th
Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the region

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