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Most Efficient Economies: 74thRudest Citizens: 81stHighest Disposable Incomes: 94th
The Méritocratique Qui Marchande of
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Décadence à la Renaissance. Renaissance à la Puissance.
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Duckspeaker
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Gallade

Population28.095 billion

CapitalDi'Vellian

Currencybèlouette
Animalswan

The Méritocratique Qui Marchande of Gallade is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 28.095 billion Gâllaegasque Métropolitains et Coloniaux live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Di'Vellian. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Gâllaegasque economy, worth an astonishing 15,069 trillion bèlouettes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 536,370 bèlouettes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Designer truncheons are the latest law enforcement fashion craze, saying "don't do anything that Leader wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, a rusted hulk in Di'Vellian harbour has been voted the worst eyesore in Snazzy, and people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Gallade's national animal is the swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Gallade is ranked 267th in the world and 1st in Snazzy for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 54,410.29 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Most Efficient Economies: 74thRudest Citizens: 81stHighest Disposable Incomes: 94thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 108thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 116thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 147thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 161stMost Cultured: 167thFattest Citizens: 175thMost Scientifically Advanced: 229thHighest Economic Output: 238thLargest Retail Industry: 267thHighest Average Incomes: 281stSmartest Citizens: 312thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 352ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 392ndMost Rebellious Youth: 430thHighest Poor Incomes: 451stLargest Gambling Industry: 453rdMost Avoided: 467thMost Secular: 474thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 481stLargest Publishing Industry: 539thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 624thMost Corrupt Governments: 713thMost Subsidized Industry: 743rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 904thLargest Mining Sector: 955thMost Armed: 1,039thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,100thLargest Governments: 1,222ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,426thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,504thMost Inclusive: 1,890thHighest Food Quality: 2,044thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,539thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,720thLargest Populations: 3,888thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,261stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,624thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,684thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,757thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,424thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,712thLargest Black Market: 10,007thNudest: 10,791stMost Patriotic: 11,917thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,698thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,143rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,232ndHighest Drug Use: 24,114th
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Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gallade's influence in Snazzy rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Gallade lodged a message on the Snazzy Regional Message Board.
  • : Gallade lodged a message on the Snazzy Regional Message Board.
  • : Gallade lodged a message on the Snazzy Regional Message Board.
  • : Gallade lodged a message on the Snazzy Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Gallade, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute.
  • : Following new legislation in Gallade, a rusted hulk in Di'Vellian harbour has been voted the worst eyesore in Snazzy.
  • : Following new legislation in Gallade, saying "don't do anything that Leader wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal.
  • : Gallade lodged a message on the Snazzy Regional Message Board.
  • : Gallade was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.

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