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Rudest Citizens: 61stMost Efficient Economies: 76thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 108th
The Méritocratique Qui Marchande of
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Décadence à la Renaissance. Renaissance à la Puissance.
Influence
Vassal
Broodmother
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Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Gallade

Population24.01 billion

CapitalDi'Vellian
LeaderImpératrice Ysora De Brellaire I

Currencybèlouette
Animalswan

The Méritocratique Qui Marchande of Gallade is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Impératrice Ysora De Brellaire I with a fair hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, otherworldly petting zoo, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 24.01 billion Gâllaegasque Métropolitains et Coloniaux live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Di'Vellian. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Gâllaegasque economy, worth an astonishing 12,258 trillion bèlouettes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 510,543 bèlouettes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

It is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, and parking's carefree without parking car fees. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Gallade's national animal is the swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Gallade is ranked 423rd in the world and 1st in Snazzy for Most Secular, with 99.19 Atheism Rate.

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Rudest Citizens: 61stMost Efficient Economies: 76thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 108thHighest Disposable Incomes: 112thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 135thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 147thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 149thMost Avoided: 163rdMost Cultured: 169thFattest Citizens: 201stLargest Retail Industry: 230thMost Scientifically Advanced: 233rdHighest Economic Output: 263rdHighest Average Incomes: 273rdSmartest Citizens: 292ndHighest Poor Incomes: 375thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 420thMost Secular: 423rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 441stMost Subsidized Industry: 523rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 533rdLargest Publishing Industry: 542ndLargest Gambling Industry: 556thMost Rebellious Youth: 585thMost Corrupt Governments: 597thLargest Information Technology Sector: 825thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 838thLargest Agricultural Sector: 868thLargest Mining Sector: 874thLargest Governments: 1,140thHighest Drug Use: 1,418thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,589thMost Inclusive: 1,667thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,279thMost Armed: 2,377thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,579thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,889thLargest Populations: 4,132ndMost Advanced Public Education: 4,367thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,635thLargest Black Market: 8,119thNudest: 9,086thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,058thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,500thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,702ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,523rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,661stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,597thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,952ndMost Politically Free: 15,323rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,571stHighest Crime Rates: 19,586thMost Extreme: 19,715thMost Pro-Market: 20,419th
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Most Armed: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gallade lodged a message on the Snazzy Regional Message Board.
  • : Gallade lodged a message on the Snazzy Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Gallade, parking's carefree without parking car fees.
  • : Following new legislation in Gallade, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • : Following new legislation in Gallade, the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular.
  • : Gallade lodged a message on the Snazzy Regional Message Board.
  • : Gallade lodged a message on the Snazzy Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Gallade, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Gallade, corruption is a game of two halves.
  • : Gallade lodged a message on the Snazzy Regional Message Board.

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