The United Kingdom of Galimencia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Lord Kauvin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 6.553 billion Britons have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Healthcare, although Education, Welfare, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 37.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The British economy, worth 411 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,791 Pound Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The study of medicine is popular throughout Galimencia, politicians can be condescending (which by the way means "showing an attitude of patronising superiority"), protestors are soaking piles of Pound Sterlings in blood to make a point about government incomes, and the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Galimencia's national animal is the Lion and its national religion is Christianity.

Galimencia is ranked 82,803^rd in the world and 1^st in Nuevo Earth for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.12 law-abiding acts per hour.