by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,225th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,978th Most Pacifist: 9,845th
The Velihrad Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
Oh, enemy, if you are rock, we are iron!
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Population1.029 billion

LeaderEmperor Havrail Velihrad III

CurrencyHalechin Strieborny

The Velihrad Kingdom of Galicia-Slowincia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Havrail Velihrad III with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The compassionate population of 1.029 billion Halechins are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Starigrad. The average income tax rate is 74.8%.

The Halechine economy, worth 43.7 trillion Halechin Striebornies a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 42,460 Halechin Striebornies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Farting etiquette is taught in schools, children dream of becoming physicians and physicists, Halechine husbands are dead good at fathering kids, and the Betamax versus VHS debate continues to rage strongly in Galicia-Slowincia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Galicia-Slowincia's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Galicia-Slowincia is ranked 69,521st in the world and 76th in Sonindia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 218.22 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,225thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,978thTop
Most Pacifist: 9,845thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,338thMost Influential: 11,270thNicest Citizens: 11,635thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,683rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,569th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15th in the regionMost Pacifist: 20th in the regionNicest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25th in the region

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