Population | 3.407 billion |
Capital | Lviv |
Leader | bruh |
Faith | Traditional Christianity |
Currency | euro |
Animal | borb |
The Constitutional Republic of Galicia-Podolia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by bruh with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.407 billion Galicians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lviv. The average income tax rate is 52.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Galician-Podolian economy, worth 404 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 118,856 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents, copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, and skin-tone prom dresses are more unpopular than ever. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Galicia-Podolia's national animal is the borb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Traditional Christianity.
Galicia-Podolia is ranked 35,333rd in the world and 514th in Europe for Most Cultured, scoring 77 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Galicia-Podolia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations and Highest Food Quality.
- : Following new legislation in Galicia-Podolia, skin-tone prom dresses are more unpopular than ever.
- : Following new legislation in Galicia-Podolia, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally.
- : Following new legislation in Galicia-Podolia, copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper.
- : Galicia-Podolia's influence in Europe rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Galicia-Podolia relocated from Balder to Europe.
- : Galicia-Podolia's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Galicia-Podolia's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Galicia-Podolia's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Galicia-Podolia's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".