The Constitutional Republic of Galicia-Podolia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by bruh with a fair hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.555 billion Galicians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lviv. The average income tax rate is 52.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Galician-Podolian economy, worth 423 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,138 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Skin-tone prom dresses are more unpopular than ever, aides are afraid to ask if Bruh wants a cup of tea or coffee, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers, and dictionary sales have hit an all-time high. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Galicia-Podolia's national animal is the borb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Traditional Christianity.

Galicia-Podolia is ranked 58,314^th in the world and 633^rd in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.15 law-abiding acts per hour.