The of Galiantus III is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The Loch Ness Monster with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, zero percent divorce rate, and pith helmet sales. The hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 9.657 billion Galiantians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlantis. The average income tax rate is 55.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Galiantus IIIian economy, worth a remarkable 1,075 trillion Companion Cubes a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 111,414 Companion Cubes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials, journalists often nap through tedious police press briefings, and happiness is all being miserable together. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Galiantus III's national animal is the Schrodinger's cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Love at First Sight.

Galiantus III is ranked 16,331^st in the world and 2^nd in Conservia for Smartest Citizens, with 70.17 quips per hour.