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Galdanulia

Population1.609 billion

CapitalRijanizek
LeaderPresident Nicko Lenije
FaithPastafarianism

Currencyrjed
Animalsheep

The Republic of Galdanulia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Nicko Lenije with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 1.609 billion Galdanulians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rijanizek. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Galdanulian economy, worth 275 trillion rjeds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 171,006 rjeds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 499,577 per year while the poor average 46,225, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.

Brazen mayors claim official expenses to pay for their drug habits, bins outnumber trees in city parks, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, and major cities run on potato batteries. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Galdanulia's national animal is the sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Galdanulia is ranked 122,358th in the world and 33rd in The LCRUA for Largest Populations, with 1.61 billion Capita.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,390thRudest Citizens: 1,399thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,420thLargest Retail Industry: 1,475thHighest Crime Rates: 1,700thFattest Citizens: 2,245thTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 2,728thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,609thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,647thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,985thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,498thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,838thMost Avoided: 4,935thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,568thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,806thNicest Citizens: 6,898thMost Efficient Economies: 6,963rdMost Inclusive: 7,354thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,190thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,745thMost Armed: 8,932ndNudest: 9,665thHighest Average Incomes: 10,402ndMost Subsidized Industry: 11,113thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,129thMost Cultured: 13,442ndMost Politically Free: 15,247thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,264thHighest Drug Use: 15,673rdLargest Black Market: 16,599thMost Extreme: 16,715thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,523rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,181stMost Pro-Market: 18,310thLargest Mining Sector: 18,335thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,928th
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Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Galdanulia, major cities run on potato batteries.
  • : Following new legislation in Galdanulia, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
  • : Following new legislation in Galdanulia, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Galdanulia, brazen mayors claim official expenses to pay for their drug habits.
  • : Following new legislation in Galdanulia, pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Galdanulia, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
  • : Following new legislation in Galdanulia, for some reason the census focuses on daily banana ingestion and hourly quip rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Galdanulia, President Nicko Lenije is considering changing the nation's name to Blackacre.
  • : Galdanulia lodged a message on the The LCRUA Regional Message Board.
  • : Galdanulia lodged a message on the The LCRUA Regional Message Board.

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