The Benevolent Empire of Galali is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Scrooge McDuck with an even hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, unlimited-speed roads, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed population of 9.464 billion Galatians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arkdon. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Galalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,182 trillion Dollarydoos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 124,933 Dollarydoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scrooge McDuck has more friends than ever before, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security, and quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Galali's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Deism.

Galali is ranked 249,935^th in the world and 107^th in The Free Nations Region for Fattest Citizens, with 8.35 Obesity Rate.