The Socialist Cyberocracy of Galaician Empire is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Commybot 6000 with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, state-planned economy, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 870 million Galaicians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Commyburgh. The average income tax rate is 72.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Galaician economy, worth 40.4 trillion tory tears a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Basket Weaving. Average income is 46,379 tory tears, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them, Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', and Commybot 6000 is famed for giving great back rubs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Galaician Empire's national animal is the Roboraptor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Galaician Empire is ranked 17,246^th in the world and 265^th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 114.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.