The Grand Republic of Galactoreus is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Supreme Chancellor Vaelis with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed population of 2.173 billion Galactoreans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galactoreus City. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Galactorian economy, worth 169 trillion credits a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,091 credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers are equipped with multi-million credit battlesuits, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps", and news headlines usually include p-values. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Galactoreus's national animal is the lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Galactoreus is ranked 31,500^th in the world and 5^th in Empire of Galactoreus for Most Conservative, scoring 80.73 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.