Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,200th Largest Black Market: 12,784th
The Grand National Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Custodi nos: in virtute
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Grand National Republic of Gafudland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Chancellor Gordon Adolf Germain with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, cynical population of 4.254 billion Gafudlanders are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aldherst. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.5%.

The powerhouse Gafudlandish economy, worth 298 trillion Zadollrus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 70,075 Zadollrus, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Teenage girls worry that they'll be unpopular if their skirts aren't short enough, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, and the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gafudland's national animal is the Gafudlandish Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Germanism.

Gafudland is ranked 109,293rd in the world and 99th in Sunalaya for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 84.99 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,200thLargest Black Market: 12,784th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gafudland, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli.
  • : Following new legislation in Gafudland, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
  • : Following new legislation in Gafudland, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold.
  • : Following new legislation in Gafudland, teenage girls worry that they'll be unpopular if their skirts aren't short enough.
  • : Gafudland was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Gafudland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Gafudland, all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength.
  • : Gafudland was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Gafudland, East Lebatuck tests its moon rovers in the barren wasteland of rural Gafudland.
  • : Following new legislation in Gafudland, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner.

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