The Commonwealth of Gaeslan 315 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 15.956 billion Gaeslan 315ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Gaeslan 315ian economy, worth 101 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Information Technology. Average income is 6,381 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gaeslan 315's national animal is the gyrfalcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Gaeslan 315 is ranked 81,409^th in the world and 1^st in The Territory of Portugal for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.33 law-abiding acts per hour.