The Commonwealth of Gaeslan 202 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The quiet, industrious population of 17.819 billion Gaeslan 202ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 46.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Gaeslan 202ian economy, worth 600 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Trout Farming, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 33,699 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown. Gaeslan 202's national animal is the gyrfalcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Gaeslan 202 is ranked 113,271^st in the world and 2^nd in the democratic socialist union for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.34 law-abiding acts per hour.