by Max Barry

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Most Armed: 3,236thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,644thFattest Citizens: 5,806th
The Oppressed Peoples of
Conservative Democracy
Gamers, Rise Up!
Influence
Powerbroker
Regulator of Regional Police Force
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Gaemer

Population772 million

CapitalMothers Basement

CurrencyBitcoin
AnimalTamagotchi

The Oppressed Peoples of Gaemer is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 772 million Gamers are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mothers Basement. The average income tax rate is 11.8%.

The very strong Gamer economy, worth 77.4 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 100,286 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Anti-government web sites are springing up, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, and bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Gaemer's national animal is the Tamagotchi.

Gaemer is ranked 150,886th in the world and 2nd in Potatotardia for Least Corrupt Governments, with 90.64 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Top
5%
Most Armed: 3,236thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,644thFattest Citizens: 5,806thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,021stHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,162ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,566thTop
10%
Most Secular: 10,081stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,515thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,328thHighest Crime Rates: 16,314thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,098th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gaemer was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaemer, bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaemer, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaemer, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaemer, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaemer, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines.
  • : Gaemer was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaemer, main battle tanks stalk the woods of Gaemer in search of Tamagotchis.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaemer, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaemer, the comic book series 'Leader and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller.

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