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Most Compassionate Citizens: 4,005th Nicest Citizens: 4,118th Most Beautiful Environments: 4,268th
The Democratic Memelords of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Please Don't Eat The Currency
President Mudkipz
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Superb

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Gaelic Waffle

Population2.501 billion

CapitalButtersburg
LeaderPresident Mudkipz

CurrencyWaffle
AnimalMystical Waffle Bear

The Democratic Memelords of Gaelic Waffle is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Mudkipz with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.501 billion Wafflings hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Buttersburg. The average income tax rate is 80.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Gaelic Wafflean economy, worth 328 trillion Waffles a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,175 Waffles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, 'Mystical Waffle Bearnado 6: You Gotta Be Kidding Me' is this summer's top-grossing movie, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia, and psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gaelic Waffle's national animal is the Mystical Waffle Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gaelic Waffle is ranked 60,680th in the world and 83rd in Spiritus for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 2,507.08 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 4,005thNicest Citizens: 4,118thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,268thBest Weather: 4,301stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,512thMost Pacifist: 4,938thMost Inclusive: 5,110thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,283rdMost Influential: 5,382ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,809thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,912thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,037thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,238thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,758thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,810thMost Cultured: 7,476thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,736thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 8,017thLowest Crime Rates: 8,536thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,151stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,367thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,944thSafest: 11,051stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,161stNudest: 11,712thHealthiest Citizens: 11,983rdLargest Governments: 12,255thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,861stHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,534thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,563rdMost Developed: 14,204thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,335th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 12th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 14th in the regionNicest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15th in the regionMost Pacifist: 16th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 17th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 18th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 18th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 20th in the regionMost Cultured: 20th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 21st in the regionRudest Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 21st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22nd in the regionNudest: 23rd in the regionMost Influential: 23rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 25th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 25th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 25th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gaelic Waffle was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaelic Waffle, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaelic Waffle, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaelic Waffle, 'Mystical Waffle Bearnado 6: You Gotta Be Kidding Me' is this summer's top-grossing movie.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaelic Waffle, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire.
  • : Gaelic Waffle voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Ban on Secret Treaties"".
  • : Following new legislation in Gaelic Waffle, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients.
  • : Gaelic Waffle was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • : Gaelic Waffle voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate The Monarchist Entente"".
  • : Following new legislation in Gaelic Waffle, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.

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