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Best Weather: 3,360th Most Beautiful Environments: 3,675th Nicest Citizens: 3,766th
The Democratic Memelords of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Please Don't Eat The Currency
President Mudkipz
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Gaelic Waffle

Population3.253 billion

CapitalButtersburg
LeaderPresident Mudkipz

CurrencyWaffle
AnimalMystical Waffle Bear

The Democratic Memelords of Gaelic Waffle is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Mudkipz with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.253 billion Wafflings hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Buttersburg. The average income tax rate is 82.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Gaelic Wafflean economy, worth 429 trillion Waffles a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 131,924 Waffles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Mystical Waffle Bears are considered a delicacy, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, and grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gaelic Waffle's national animal is the Mystical Waffle Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Gaelic Waffle is ranked 86,173rd in the world and 142nd in Spiritus for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 484.38 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Best Weather: 3,360thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,675thNicest Citizens: 3,766thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,789thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,971stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,377thMost Pacifist: 4,612thMost Inclusive: 4,625thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,734thMost Influential: 4,880thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,208thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,069thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,095thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,718thMost Cultured: 7,337thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,604thSmartest Citizens: 8,188thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,305thLowest Crime Rates: 8,321stNudest: 8,394thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,020thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,884thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,013thMost Developed: 10,872ndHealthiest Citizens: 10,946thLargest Governments: 11,398thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,007thSafest: 12,311thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,048thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,001stHighest Poor Incomes: 14,866thRudest Citizens: 16,507th
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Most Inclusive: 12th in the regionNicest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 15th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 16th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 19th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 20th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 21st in the regionMost Influential: 22nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 22nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 22nd in the regionMost Cultured: 23rd in the regionNudest: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 25th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 25th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 26th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28th in the regionMost Developed: 29th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 30th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 30th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 30th in the regionRudest Citizens: 31st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 31st in the regionMost Secular: 31st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gaelic Waffle was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Gaelic Waffle was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaelic Waffle, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaelic Waffle, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaelic Waffle, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaelic Waffle, Mystical Waffle Bears are considered a delicacy.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaelic Waffle, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint.
  • : Gaelic Waffle voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Minoa".
  • : Gaelic Waffle was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Gaelic Waffle voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Right to Self-defense".

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