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Best Weather: 3,461st Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,542nd Nicest Citizens: 3,547th
The Democratic Memelords of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Please Don't Eat The Currency
President Mudkipz
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Superb

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Gaelic Waffle

Population3.818 billion

CapitalButtersburg
LeaderPresident Mudkipz

CurrencyWaffle
AnimalMystical Waffle Bear

The Democratic Memelords of Gaelic Waffle is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Mudkipz with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 3.818 billion Wafflings hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Buttersburg. The average income tax rate is 84.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Gaelic Wafflean economy, worth 506 trillion Waffles a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 132,624 Waffles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit, and citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gaelic Waffle's national animal is the Mystical Waffle Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Gaelic Waffle is ranked 164,356th in the world and 243rd in Spiritus for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 47.01 Workforce Participation Rate.

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Best Weather: 3,461stMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,542ndNicest Citizens: 3,547thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,729thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,987thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,030thMost Pacifist: 4,270thMost Inclusive: 4,337thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,533rdMost Influential: 4,593rdLongest Average Lifespans: 5,097thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,215thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,126thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,391stMost Cultured: 6,726thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,723rdLowest Crime Rates: 7,922ndNudest: 8,055thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,069thSmartest Citizens: 8,072ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,329thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,848thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,563rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,708thMost Developed: 10,482ndHealthiest Citizens: 10,486thLargest Governments: 10,611thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,957thSafest: 11,715thRudest Citizens: 12,164thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,094thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,212thHighest Average Incomes: 16,906thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,991st
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Most Inclusive: 13th in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Pacifist: 16th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 17th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18th in the regionNudest: 19th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 20th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 20th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 21st in the regionMost Influential: 22nd in the regionMost Cultured: 22nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 25th in the regionRudest Citizens: 25th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 26th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 27th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 27th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gaelic Waffle was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaelic Waffle, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaelic Waffle, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaelic Waffle, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaelic Waffle, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaelic Waffle, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaelic Waffle, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaelic Waffle, group hugs break out during floor votes.
  • : Gaelic Waffle was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Gaelic Waffle endorsed The RHINO EMPIRE of Rhinononon.

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