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Best Weather: 3,856th Most Beautiful Environments: 3,969th Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,978th
The Democratic Memelords of
Left-Leaning College State
Please Don't Eat The Currency
President Mudkipz
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Gaelic Waffle

Population2.913 billion

CapitalButtersburg
LeaderPresident Mudkipz

CurrencyWaffle
AnimalMystical Waffle Bear

The Democratic Memelords of Gaelic Waffle is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Mudkipz with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 2.913 billion Wafflings enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Buttersburg. The average income tax rate is 81.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Gaelic Wafflean economy, worth 387 trillion Waffles a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 133,176 Waffles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, the doctor has cold hands, the newest shade developed by Gaelic Waffle's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange', and the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gaelic Waffle's national animal is the Mystical Waffle Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gaelic Waffle is ranked 7,269th in the world and 22nd in Spiritus for Most Cultured, scoring 130 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Best Weather: 3,856thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,969thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,978thNicest Citizens: 3,985thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,211thMost Inclusive: 4,698thMost Pacifist: 4,801stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,901stMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,043rdMost Influential: 5,045thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,495thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,519thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,828thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,940thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,196thMost Cultured: 7,269thSmartest Citizens: 8,026thTop
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Nudest: 8,393rdLowest Crime Rates: 8,561stLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,102ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,262ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,688thMost Developed: 10,096thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,440thHealthiest Citizens: 11,206thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,465thLargest Governments: 11,802ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,796thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,958thSafest: 13,163rdRudest Citizens: 13,324thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,216th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionMost Inclusive: 14th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 15th in the regionNicest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Pacifist: 17th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 18th in the regionNudest: 18th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 18th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 19th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 22nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Cultured: 22nd in the regionMost Influential: 22nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 23rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 24th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 26th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 28th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gaelic Waffle, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaelic Waffle, the newest shade developed by Gaelic Waffle's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange'.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaelic Waffle, the doctor has cold hands.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaelic Waffle, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.
  • : Gaelic Waffle endorsed The United Socialist States of Verendur.
  • : Gaelic Waffle was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Verendur.
  • : Gaelic Waffle was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaelic Waffle, theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaelic Waffle, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaelic Waffle, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.

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