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Highest Drug Use: 1,645thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,848thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,375th
The Anarchist Confederation of
Left-wing Utopia
Ar son na Saoirse, an Chomhionannais agus an Cheartais
Influence
Power
Vice-Delegate
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Gaeilge Communes

Population725 million

Currencybackrub
Animalhorse

The Anarchist Confederation of Gaeilge Communes is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 725 million Gaeilgesians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 80.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gaeilgesian economy, worth 88.3 trillion backrubs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 121,817 backrubs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, a friend in need is a friend with nuclear greed, sales of superhero insurance have skyrocketed after the government abandoned the police in favor of vigilantes, and intelligence analysts spend most of their time looking at embarrassing photos on social media sites. Crime is totally unknown. Gaeilge Communes's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gaeilge Communes is ranked 229,579th in the world and 7th in Greater Hiveoidia for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring -3.16 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Highest Drug Use: 1,645thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,848thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 4,375thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,097thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,939thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,983rdHighest Poor Incomes: 8,909thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,450thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,746thNudest: 9,799thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,009thMost Cultured: 11,420thMost Income Equality: 11,494thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,594thMost Developed: 11,763rdTop
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Nicest Citizens: 12,438thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,452ndSmartest Citizens: 12,661stMost Inclusive: 13,181stMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,441stMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,342ndMost Subsidized Industry: 14,492ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,506thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,301stMost Politically Free: 15,684thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,996thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,546thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,811thBest Weather: 16,875thLargest Governments: 18,431stMost Extreme: 18,962ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,055thHighest Average Incomes: 22,772ndMost Secular: 23,869th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gaeilge Communes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens and Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaeilge Communes, intelligence analysts spend most of their time looking at embarrassing photos on social media sites.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaeilge Communes, sales of superhero insurance have skyrocketed after the government abandoned the police in favor of vigilantes.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaeilge Communes, a friend in need is a friend with nuclear greed.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaeilge Communes, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
  • : Gaeilge Communes was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced and Most Advanced Public Education and the Top 10% for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaeilge Communes, courtrooms can be a little sketchy.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaeilge Communes, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaeilge Communes, terrified neighbors cower behind concertina wire and machine gun nests.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaeilge Communes, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies.

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