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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,022ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,418thMost Cultured: 7,392nd
The Federal Repvblic of
Capitalist Paradise
Progressvs, Honorem et Fraternitatem.
DVX
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Gabriellonia

Population6.532 billion

CapitalCapvt Gabriellonia
LeaderDVX

CurrencyAvrvm
AnimalEagle

The Federal Repvblic of Gabriellonia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by DVX with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.532 billion Gabriellonians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capvt Gabriellonia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Gabriellonian economy, worth 894 trillion Avrvms a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 136,981 Avrvms, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 562,213 per year while the poor average 22,035, a ratio of 25.5 to 1.

Ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain, DVX's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition, there is something rotten in the state of Gabriellonia, and standard-issue infantry rifles now have carnations instead of bayonets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Gabriellonia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Gabriellonia is ranked 215,430th in the world and 142nd in Middle Earth for Most Inclusive, scoring 30.95 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,022ndTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 5,418thMost Cultured: 7,392ndRudest Citizens: 8,613thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,771stLargest Publishing Industry: 10,567thMost Developed: 10,657thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 12,155thSmartest Citizens: 13,654thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,673rdHealthiest Citizens: 13,755thMost Efficient Economies: 14,465thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,528thHighest Food Quality: 14,828thMost Secular: 16,239thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,548thHighest Average Incomes: 17,730thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,333rdMost Beautiful Environments: 20,074thHighest Economic Output: 21,303rdLargest Black Market: 21,602ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,417th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 12th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gabriellonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Following new legislation in Gabriellonia, standard-issue infantry rifles now have carnations instead of bayonets.
  • : Following new legislation in Gabriellonia, there is something rotten in the state of Gabriellonia.
  • : Following new legislation in Gabriellonia, DVX's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition.
  • : Following new legislation in Gabriellonia, ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Gabriellonia, party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises.
  • : Following new legislation in Gabriellonia, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
  • : Gabriellonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Gabriellonia's influence in Middle Earth rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Following new legislation in Gabriellonia, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.

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